The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
None of you will know my Dad or indeed his dogs. But he has 2 jack russells (bitches) Called Amy and Zoe - they are 12.
They are lovely dogs, have never bitten anyone and dont even yap - Amy has a special thing for me - she loves to lick the salt off the skin on ym hands and is always very very affectionate towards me = more so than other people.
Im devastated to say that Amy (or Amy aim as I called her) died today - in my dads arms at the vets. Just had a heart attack and died. I'll miss her - she was so cool - not just because her back legs were a bit too long and she looked funny - or that she spent most of her life as an aggrophobic nervous wreck - but because she always remembered me and singled me out in a crowd to say hello - She was my little friend and I loved her.
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
