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ddvmor


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Thieves evade randy guard dog

A gang of thieves used a bitch in heat to distract a guard dog so they could raid a factory in Brazil.


After breaking into the factory in Santa Maria, they put the bitch near the guard dog, reports Zero Hora newspaper.


And while the guard dog was distracted, the gang took £10,000 in cash from the Segalin agricultural products company.


The secretary, who was the first to arrive at the factory, told the police: "When I arrived at the company I saw Zulu, the dog happily chasing after a female dog."


CCTV footage confirmed the secretary's suspicions.


A police spokesperson said: "Those are very creative and resourceful thieves, that was a very good idea!"



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wow that was a good idea!

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Hmmm, criminals aren't always stupid, then?


Erm, one guard dog is the security system?



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They must have got the idea from that Blake Shelton song.  Something about 'ol red and a prison escape.

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clap that's hilarious

although, terrible because they stole things

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Oh, I thought with that title you were just trying to get my attention (did wonder why you didn't just PM me).  Good story though.

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sha76jam wrote:

Oh, I thought with that title you were just trying to get my attention
Nah, that's Stead's pet name.

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sha76jam wrote:

Oh, I thought with that title you were just trying to get my attention (did wonder why you didn't just PM me).  Good story though.
I wouldn't dare.  I'm a bit scared of you.

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As you should be!  My boss's new name for me is Scary!

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Beware the sha76jam!!!.


Razzlesnarglezzvrmptzz!



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NateO wrote:

Hmmm, criminals aren't always stupid, then?

Hmmm, seems that most of the time, they are. It really doesn't get much dumber than this:


http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11204153/


Er...


WTF?



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Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb.


Did I mention 'Dumb'?



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Not too clever...


Why would someone do something so stupid?



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bonniepirateanne


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darren, i think it would have been more eloquent of you to mention 'dumb'

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I'm so dumb...

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What I love even better than undercover cop stories.. are stories where the person goes in to rob a place.. be it a home, or a business... AND FALLS ASLEEP.

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