The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Well... dictionary.com say this, among other things about cordials:
n : strong highly flavored sweet liquor usually drunk after a meal [syn: liqueur]
In this case it's a sweet mixed fruit based drink - comes in a thick, ultra concentrated liquid to which you add water to make it drinkable. It's the type of drink that's often referred to as 'squash' over here. Mostly sugar.
Found a pack in my local Tesco the other day. Suffice to say there aren't any left now. You get just a little hint of Vimto when eating them. Not bad at all.
Im pretty sure me and the JDK did a full scientific taste test on these - including photographs... what ever happened to that JDK?
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i wasnt here for the cucumber thread and i always wondered what it was about - sorry if i just suggested a game that had already been played in that other post