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ddvmor · ddvmor

Can I interest you in the Phallic Logo Awards? [blockquote]The game designers across the nation are playing is; can they design a logo and get it approved without the client realising it's a big spurting penis? We asked o...

ddvmor · ddvmor

Where is everybody?

ddvmor · ddvmor

Because apparently, it's gonna turn you on! WASHINGTON - For women, apparently there’s nothing like the smell of a man’s sweat. Researchers at the University of California at Berkeley said women who sniffed a chemical found...

ddvmor · ddvmor

Er... maybe not. But here it is anyway: The Alarm Clock as a Moving Target. Catch It if You Can. If a screeching buzzer is not enough to ge...

ddvmor · ddvmor

I was just browsing the Royal Mail website (as you do) and came across the following copyright statement at the bottom of this page: Royal Mail, the Royal Mail Cr...

ddvmor · ddvmor

It was my plan to log on this morning and write some lengthy and witty diatribe about something that occured to me during my trip to work. Sadly, during the entire time I was behind the wheel, not a single thing occured to me. Not a sausage. Not even a hint of the possibility of an idea. So what I'm saying her...

ddvmor · ddvmor

Y'know it occurs to me that we haven't seen or heard from Nate or Andomeda at all this year! We may have to strat another vigil. I'm thinkin' burning tyres! Good for the environment and it smells nice too! -- Edited by ddvmor at 09:08, 2007-01-17 -- Edited by ddvmor at 07:53, 2007-02...

ddvmor · ddvmor

I am reliably informed that during the night I climbed out of bed, stood at the foot of it and announced that I was concerned about the 'things' at the end of the bed. On being told that it really wasn't a problem (apparently I took some convincing), I returned to bed and fell asleep immediately. I hav...

ddvmor · ddvmor

[url=http://www.leggnet.com/2007/02/spontaneous-combustion.html]right

sharkjf115 · sharkjf115

[URL=https://s9.photobucket.com/albums/a64/motorsounds/?action=view¤t=happyslappergetstwatedsubzerostyle.flv][IMG]https://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a64/motorsounds/th_happyslapper...

ddvmor · ddvmor

I found this video of some dudes playing with their wii in a movie theatre. It made me chuckle.

ddvmor · ddvmor

I thought Stead might enhoy this article from the Guardian. It's by a guy who hates macs. Quite a lot. It's full of choice phrases like: PCs are a bit rubbish yet ultimately lovable, w...

ddvmor · ddvmor

You know you love 'em! A couple of my favourites: [img]http://www.campu...

Short Santa · Short Santa

I was criminalised last night - I am now officially a urinator. Fined £80 by Thames Valley's finest for having a tinkle on a bush in Abingdon at 00:15 (according to the ticket) Now, I know its not pleasant, but there are no public toilets left in the world (at least that are open at midnight - for very good r...

ddvmor · ddvmor

This is... odd.

ddvmor · ddvmor

Today the canteen is serving chilli for lunch. Contrary to normal canteen conventions, the chilli is really quite spicy and my tongue is burning. Mmmmmmm. I'm having chicken casserole for my dinner tonight. I'm so greedy!

sha76jam · sha76jam

Pink wafers! Please! I refuse to be part of any pink wafer board. Been nice knowing you all, bye.

ddvmor · ddvmor

Now, this might be a totally unjustified rant, so please just let me know If I should just shut up. My boss didn't come into work yesterday. The reason that he didn't come into work can be boiled down to a very simple reason: He didn't want to drive a Nissan Micra. The story goes something like thi...

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	Phallusses (Preview) Can I interest you in the Phallic Logo Awards? [blockquote]The game designers across the nation are playing is; can they design a logo and get it approved without the client realising it's a big spurting penis? We asked o...	ddvmor	2	354	Feb 14, 2007 by Zem YN3B
	I'm lonely... (Preview) Where is everybody?	ddvmor	15	302	Feb 14, 2007 by sha76jam
	Ladies, come smell my armpits! (Preview) Because apparently, it's gonna turn you on! WASHINGTON - For women, apparently there’s nothing like the smell of a man’s sweat. Researchers at the University of California at Berkeley said women who sniffed a chemical found...	ddvmor	1	281	Feb 13, 2007 by Short Santa
	Product of the year? (Preview) Er... maybe not. But here it is anyway: The Alarm Clock as a Moving Target. Catch It if You Can. If a screeching buzzer is not enough to ge...	ddvmor	1	262	Feb 13, 2007 by Short Santa
	No more red... (Preview) I was just browsing the Royal Mail website (as you do) and came across the following copyright statement at the bottom of this page: Royal Mail, the Royal Mail Cr...	ddvmor	4	275	Feb 13, 2007 by ddvmor
	I got nothing (Preview) It was my plan to log on this morning and write some lengthy and witty diatribe about something that occured to me during my trip to work. Sadly, during the entire time I was behind the wheel, not a single thing occured to me. Not a sausage. Not even a hint of the possibility of an idea. So what I'm saying her...	ddvmor	7	280	Feb 12, 2007 by Short Santa
	Nate and Andromeda: Vigil by Gossip! ( 1 2 ) (Preview) Y'know it occurs to me that we haven't seen or heard from Nate or Andomeda at all this year! We may have to strat another vigil. I'm thinkin' burning tyres! Good for the environment and it smells nice too! -- Edited by ddvmor at 09:08, 2007-01-17 -- Edited by ddvmor at 07:53, 2007-02...	ddvmor	44	871	Feb 12, 2007 by ddvmor
	Sleepwalking, anyone? (Preview) I am reliably informed that during the night I climbed out of bed, stood at the foot of it and announced that I was concerned about the 'things' at the end of the bed. On being told that it really wasn't a problem (apparently I took some convincing), I returned to bed and fell asleep immediately. I hav...	ddvmor	9	330	Feb 8, 2007 by Short Santa
	Light show (Preview) [url=http://www.leggnet.com/2007/02/spontaneous-combustion.html]right	ddvmor	2	258	Feb 8, 2007 by ddvmor
	Happy Slapping Goes Wrong....What A Shame (Preview) [URL=https://s9.photobucket.com/albums/a64/motorsounds/?action=view¤t=happyslappergetstwatedsubzerostyle.flv][IMG]https://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a64/motorsounds/th_happyslapper...	sharkjf115	1	255	Feb 7, 2007 by Short Santa
	Another post about wee...er... wii (Preview) I found this video of some dudes playing with their wii in a movie theatre. It made me chuckle.	ddvmor	4	263	Feb 7, 2007 by Short Santa
	Yup. It's another Mac thread. (Preview) I thought Stead might enhoy this article from the Guardian. It's by a guy who hates macs. Quite a lot. It's full of choice phrases like: PCs are a bit rubbish yet ultimately lovable, w...	ddvmor	7	282	Feb 7, 2007 by HaloBurn
	Yay! More hilarious cat pictures! (Preview) You know you love 'em! A couple of my favourites: [img]http://www.campu...	ddvmor	1	272	Feb 7, 2007 by JonnyStead
	Urination (Preview) I was criminalised last night - I am now officially a urinator. Fined £80 by Thames Valley's finest for having a tinkle on a bush in Abingdon at 00:15 (according to the ticket) Now, I know its not pleasant, but there are no public toilets left in the world (at least that are open at midnight - for very good r...	Short Santa	11	274	Feb 6, 2007 by ddvmor
	Freaky... (Preview) This is... odd.	ddvmor	2	243	Feb 6, 2007 by Short Santa
	Chilli for lunch (Preview) Today the canteen is serving chilli for lunch. Contrary to normal canteen conventions, the chilli is really quite spicy and my tongue is burning. Mmmmmmm. I'm having chicken casserole for my dinner tonight. I'm so greedy!	ddvmor	1	251	Feb 6, 2007 by JonnyStead
	Bye (Preview) Pink wafers! Please! I refuse to be part of any pink wafer board. Been nice knowing you all, bye.	sha76jam	10	273	Feb 6, 2007 by ddvmor
	I'm not coming in today... (Preview) Now, this might be a totally unjustified rant, so please just let me know If I should just shut up. My boss didn't come into work yesterday. The reason that he didn't come into work can be boiled down to a very simple reason: He didn't want to drive a Nissan Micra. The story goes something like thi...	ddvmor	12	307	Feb 6, 2007 by ddvmor
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