The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I was criminalised last night - I am now officially a urinator.
Fined £80 by Thames Valley's finest for having a tinkle on a bush in Abingdon at 00:15 (according to the ticket)
Now, I know its not pleasant, but there are no public toilets left in the world (at least that are open at midnight - for very good reasons) so I though giving a bush a quick watering wouldn't harm anyone
oh no...
The good burghers of Abingdon should sleep safe in their beds tonight knowing that the police are protecting their bushes
Frankly it would have been cheaper to piss in the taxi that took me home.
A fellow I know got caught doing the same thing here a few years back (class "A" misdemeanor in these parts)...It caused him to have to wait five extra years before he could get his concealed handgun license...He'd have tied a knot in it if he'd known that...Ben
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Truckman wrote: It caused him to have to wait five extra years before he could get his concealed handgun license...He'd have tied a knot in it if he'd known that...Ben
There's a pun in there somewhere. If only I could lay my hands on it... ew....
Um... Santa - yes, you are a bad person. And the world is indeed mad as is evidenced by the state of the Bored Board Banner today. So it's a little bit of both.
£80 for peeing or £60 for driving with a mobile phone... mad? the world has gone completely nuts and its time, yet again for me and my crossbow to set things straight
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Short Santa wrote: She was a bit chav if it helps?
You know what would have helped the situation. You should have peed on her. She was just jealous of the bush. Remember that for next time. Always pee on the copper! Not...er... on Copper. That would be grim as she's your sister. The Copper. The Pigs. The Filth. Leg it!
I think we should now use tyhis thread to think up as many different names for the police as we can.
