The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Actually I was kidnapped by the flying work monster. Not nearly as exciting, but he does moonlight as a one eyed one horned flying purple people eater.
Er... a horny, purple, one-eyed monster? Am I the only one that's rather concerned by this recent trend towards general filth on the bored board? Or is it just that I'm the only one that sees filth where there is none?
I hope this purple headed monster didn't take Nate...