The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
sha76jam wrote: Pink wafers! Please! I refuse to be part of any pink wafer board. Been nice knowing you all, bye.
Why are pink wafery biscuits any more offensive than jammie ones with hearts on? You don't like either, anyway...
Truckman wrote: I just polished off a package of the sugar-free variety...We diabetics can't be real choosy about our sweets...Ben
Ahah! The power of advertising! Does the pink banner count as advertising? More importantly, does anyone else experience the optical illusion that the banner is somewhat crooked? Or is it just me. Don't worry... I'll change it back later. I was under the influence of... er... too much tea at the time.
It occurs to me that we've had the same (excellent) JDBB banner for a while. Anyone fancy having a go at designing a new one? Just send me the design idea and I'll do all the hard work. We can have another vote once we have a few to choose from!
pink blancmange strawberry ice cream those little mushroom sweets are half pink chicken (raw) is pink Turkey (raw) is pink - topical.... Pork (raw) is pink Some people are pink (and they were eaten by the good people of Papua New Guinea amongst others) Yoghurts are sometimes pink
