The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I've been doing some Time-Team style archaeology (speed archaeology for the Izzard fans out there) and after just 5 seconds digging, not only have I found a series of small walls but I've also discovered this thread which substantively proves that neolithic man was just as bored as we are!