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ddvmor · ddvmor

No, no, we're not pitting kittens against each other in a bloody battle for supermacy, entertaining though that may be. We are, instead pitting kitten against each other in a bloody battle for the title of cutingest kitten! Should keep everyone but Stead a...

ddvmor · ddvmor

It's the Die Hard Song! It may be crap, but it's Die Hard! -- Edited by ddvmor at 22:14, 2007-05-29

ddvmor · ddvmor

Things that make us blokes proud of ourselves 1. OPENING JARS - She's struggling. You take it from her hands, open it effortlessly and pretend she loosened it for you. She didn't. Jars are men's work. 2. CALLING SOMEONE 'SON' - Especially policeman but even saying it to kids makes you the man....

Catfish · Catfish

This evening I had a visitor in my home... one of those people we love to hate, a double glazing salesman. He had come around to measure up and show me a sample of his windows, seeing as I have decided the quote is reasonable and I might take up the offer. So, he is knelt down outside the patio door lookin...

JonnyStead · JonnyStead

Hey all Well its a 3 day weekend here in blighty and I just want to say hoorah! and enjoy if you're going to get it too! (its probably going to rain but who cares!)

ddvmor · ddvmor

I've had a growing pile of small denomination coins on my desk for quite some time now. There's about a pound in coppers and a bunch of 5p's. Not quite enough to retire on, but enough to buy a cup of tea from the canteen in an emergency! This pile has taken many forms. At one point is was a pound-high towe...

ddvmor · ddvmor

So, with the future of our energy supply being decided in Westminster, I just wondered what we all thought about the options. there seems to be a big anti-nuclear lobby out there. And...er an anti-wind farm lobby. Whaddaya think. Vote and discuss! -- Edited by ddvmor at 15:42, 2007-05-23

ddvmor · ddvmor

Apparently we need more Wonders. The original seven Wonders were not enough. We seem to have lost most of them and so we need some new ones. So...er... vote for your new Wonders here ! And then, when you've decided on the seven things tha...

sha76jam · sha76jam

Ok, so I'm possibly a bit late on the bandwagon on this, but I need to leave my riddled accounts behind & start over. Can you download your emails from Google Mail into Outlook, like with normal webmail? Anyone any other webmail recommendations?

ddvmor · ddvmor

Katie may know this guy... Elf defence for 'lingerie thief' A man accused of a stealing underwear from a shop in a knifepoint raid believed he was a female elf at the time, Belfast Crown Court has heard. Robert Boyd, 45, from Broadlands in Carrickfergus, is accused of holding up staff at the Or...

ddvmor · ddvmor

...behind a CHEESE VAN, this morning. A van full of lovely, lovely cheese. I considered hijacking it. Just thought you'd like to know.

ddvmor · ddvmor

Baby gets gun permit A 10-MONTH-old Chicago boy whose application listed his height as 60cm, his weight as 9kg and was signed with a scribble, was issued a firearm permit for his 12-gauge s...

ddvmor · ddvmor

[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/jammiedodgers/image003.jpg[/im...

sha76jam · sha76jam

Buy them here: http://www.theturds.com/buy_online.asp Ermm, if you really want to, that is.

bonniepirateanne · bonniepirateanne

I didn't watch it. I just know.

ddvmor · ddvmor

So... Tonight I must make a tortoise cake. No, no. Not a cake made out of tortoises. That would be gross. A cake in the shape of a tortoise. 'Why?' I hear you ask. (Actually I don't - and I'm almost certain thatyou don't care.) Well It's my mum's 60th birthday this weekend and I've been organi...

ddvmor · ddvmor

You're IT!

ddvmor · ddvmor

I think you'll all agree that Sir Patrick is very cool. Far cooler than he has any right to be, given that he's older than Yoda and bigger than a double decker bus! Yes, he's even cooler than our Nate! So when he goes on record...

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Kitten Wars! (Preview) No, no, we're not pitting kittens against each other in a bloody battle for supermacy, entertaining though that may be. We are, instead pitting kitten against each other in a bloody battle for the title of cutingest kitten! Should keep everyone but Stead a...	ddvmor	12	293	May 30, 2007 by ddvmor
	Yippie Kai Ay!!! (Preview) It's the Die Hard Song! It may be crap, but it's Die Hard! -- Edited by ddvmor at 22:14, 2007-05-29	ddvmor	4	265	May 30, 2007 by ddvmor
	Real Men! (Preview) Things that make us blokes proud of ourselves 1. OPENING JARS - She's struggling. You take it from her hands, open it effortlessly and pretend she loosened it for you. She didn't. Jars are men's work. 2. CALLING SOMEONE 'SON' - Especially policeman but even saying it to kids makes you the man....	ddvmor	8	273	May 29, 2007 by ddvmor
	How to Make Visitors to Your Home Feel Welcomed (Preview) This evening I had a visitor in my home... one of those people we love to hate, a double glazing salesman. He had come around to measure up and show me a sample of his windows, seeing as I have decided the quote is reasonable and I might take up the offer. So, he is knelt down outside the patio door lookin...	Catfish	5	241	May 26, 2007 by Susan
	3 day weekend! (Preview) Hey all Well its a 3 day weekend here in blighty and I just want to say hoorah! and enjoy if you're going to get it too! (its probably going to rain but who cares!)	JonnyStead	1	209	May 25, 2007 by Susan
	Coins of the UK (Preview) I've had a growing pile of small denomination coins on my desk for quite some time now. There's about a pound in coppers and a bunch of 5p's. Not quite enough to retire on, but enough to buy a cup of tea from the canteen in an emergency! This pile has taken many forms. At one point is was a pound-high towe...	ddvmor	10	309	May 23, 2007 by JonnyStead
	POWER!!! (Preview) So, with the future of our energy supply being decided in Westminster, I just wondered what we all thought about the options. there seems to be a big anti-nuclear lobby out there. And...er an anti-wind farm lobby. Whaddaya think. Vote and discuss! -- Edited by ddvmor at 15:42, 2007-05-23	ddvmor	2	253	May 23, 2007 by JonnyStead
	7 more wonders of the world (Preview) Apparently we need more Wonders. The original seven Wonders were not enough. We seem to have lost most of them and so we need some new ones. So...er... vote for your new Wonders here ! And then, when you've decided on the seven things tha...	ddvmor	15	255	May 23, 2007 by sha76jam
	Google Mail question (Preview) Ok, so I'm possibly a bit late on the bandwagon on this, but I need to leave my riddled accounts behind & start over. Can you download your emails from Google Mail into Outlook, like with normal webmail? Anyone any other webmail recommendations?	sha76jam	9	299	May 20, 2007 by JonnyStead
	It wasn't me... it was my imaginary elf friend... (Preview) Katie may know this guy... Elf defence for 'lingerie thief' A man accused of a stealing underwear from a shop in a knifepoint raid believed he was a female elf at the time, Belfast Crown Court has heard. Robert Boyd, 45, from Broadlands in Carrickfergus, is accused of holding up staff at the Or...	ddvmor	8	304	May 18, 2007 by bonniepirateanne
	I drove to work... (Preview) ...behind a CHEESE VAN, this morning. A van full of lovely, lovely cheese. I considered hijacking it. Just thought you'd like to know.	ddvmor	5	252	May 17, 2007 by ddvmor
	The perfect gift for your baby! (Preview) Baby gets gun permit A 10-MONTH-old Chicago boy whose application listed his height as 60cm, his weight as 9kg and was signed with a scribble, was issued a firearm permit for his 12-gauge s...	ddvmor	4	210	May 17, 2007 by ddvmor
	Signs (Preview) [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/jammiedodgers/image003.jpg[/im...	ddvmor	4	218	May 17, 2007 by ddvmor
	Polished turds (Preview) Buy them here: http://www.theturds.com/buy_online.asp Ermm, if you really want to, that is.	sha76jam	0	211	May 15, 2007 by sha76jam
	Eurovision Crap Contest (Preview) I didn't watch it. I just know.	bonniepirateanne	7	260	May 15, 2007 by JonnyStead
	Tortoise ( 1 2 ) (Preview) So... Tonight I must make a tortoise cake. No, no. Not a cake made out of tortoises. That would be gross. A cake in the shape of a tortoise. 'Why?' I hear you ask. (Actually I don't - and I'm almost certain thatyou don't care.) Well It's my mum's 60th birthday this weekend and I've been organi...	ddvmor	30	697	May 13, 2007 by ddvmor
	Tag (Preview) You're IT!	ddvmor	9	233	May 13, 2007 by JonnyStead
	Sir Patrick Moore (Preview) I think you'll all agree that Sir Patrick is very cool. Far cooler than he has any right to be, given that he's older than Yoda and bigger than a double decker bus! Yes, he's even cooler than our Nate! So when he goes on record...	ddvmor	10	311	May 10, 2007 by ddvmor
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