The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
IS IT ONE Of (oops, sorry for shouting) those sleeve things that goes around a hot cup of coffee .. or other kind of beverage .. to stop you burning your hand off?
And there it is! I reckon Santa knew all along! And Catfish just guessed it, in the lounge too! But you were the first to post it and that's what counts here!