The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I see... most of you are fed up with the game now that they know it is a tree. Are trees classed as boring ? Well I suppose they are more boring than Denny Crane ... ho hum ... I'm now feeling very unloved
It is true that trees are less interesting than people. I tried talking to a tree once, but it didn't make very good conversation. That said, most people don't either.
The tree isn't the one that fell down by the way, Stead.
Catfish - You shouldn't feel unloved. To quote Mark Corrigan: " I... like you. And if you don't like me liking you, then you can f*ck off!"
Hmmm. I'm thinking about a word that my Senior Manager used today that is one of my favourite comedy words that you never actually say (except he did and it sounded really funny!) It's not a rude BTW, just funny. Well I think so anyway.