No.

is it alive? - oops already asked - sorry

is it a washing line?

-- Edited by Short Santa at 19:56, 2007-05-01

Ok so Shaz is really testing us here (you're mean you are).. and I'm getting confused, so allow me to summarise:

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it's not living
it's not mechanical
it is not edible
it's not found in most people's kitchen (but you could put it in there if you wanted)
it can be found in the garden - but not exclusively
it is not primarily metallic
it does not require electricity
it is not made of wood
it is not made of plastic
it is not a tool of some kind
it's not blue
it is not a garden chair
it is not a table
it is not a washing line
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so.. is it made of some cotton?

No to stone, no to concrete. Define similar.

Kind of stony or concretey. Brick, maybe. Or slate. Paving slaps. - no (though I don't actually know what a paving slap is - sounds painful!)

Is it tiles? - no

is it hard? - yes

Is it soft? - no

Is it rough? - not very

Is it liquid? - no

Nothing wrong with my spelling. It's the typing that causes me a problem.

So it's hard and not very rough.

Is it generally found on the floor?

Is it generally found on the wall?

sha76jam wrote:

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On the floor, unlikely. (If we're counting floors as internal)

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How about the ground, then?

Is it a sundial?

Is it a garden gonome?

Tarmac?

Shall I give you a hint?

The right thing has been guessed, sadly this was in the wrong thread & so doesn't count.

On reviewing other 'guess what it is' type threads my guess is a......



.........seashell



Quite common on the sea floor?

Ooh, Santa, you've won another competition! (Thank goodness, I was getting bored!).

You're prize is....





















.... you get to come up with the next "thing".

is this person british?

is this person a man?

is this person a woman?

is this person an actor(/actress)?

Yoow! Can't believe I typed that! I can only apologise for dragging down the standards of the board.