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bonniepirateanne · bonniepirateanne

funny!

ddvmor · ddvmor

So this story, which was headline news yesterday: Cancer-drug refund scheme backed A watchdog has endorsed a new scheme under which a bone marrow-cancer drug's manufacturers would refund the NHS if a patient did not r...

ddvmor · ddvmor

Bloody hell! The new Olympic Logo looks like Maggie Simpson giving a blow job. Or is it just me?

ddvmor · ddvmor

Wow. You can buy ANYTHING on Amazon these days! Check this out: JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank ...

stevo · stevo

Well, I was having an excellent evening out in Perth on friday night until my friend from Bristol (dan-o) got arrested for public urination...if only I could have used the old Jedi mind trick on those imperial slugs...Anyway they loaded him into a paddywagon(no racial slur intended but its a common e...

ddvmor · ddvmor

10 - Life is sexually transmitted. 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see one without an erection, please make him a sandwich. 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; Teach a person to use the In...

ddvmor · ddvmor

Well, we've been needing some representation from the Southern Hemisphere for some time now and I'm pleased to announce that it has arrived in the form of my good friend Stevo who signed up t...

ddvmor · ddvmor

Yay. Activeboard have finally added the option to integrate my own smiley shortcuts! Got any favorites you'd like me to add to the standard list?

ddvmor · ddvmor

...I can't think of anything to post about today. Sorry.

ddvmor · ddvmor

I got a paper cut on my left little finger. I have no idea how, as I have not handled any paper today. Turns out that I use it quite a lot when I'm typing, to hit the shift and ctrl keys. I had no idea I was so deft on the keyboard. Oh, it stings so. Such pain, I'm in. Ouch.

Henglegert Rinkerdink · Henglegert Rinkerdink

For a little while now I've been colaborating with a mate known as J-Mo on songs that i) I can't really fit into any band I'm involved with ii) I can sing on and iii) need solo guitar that I can't come near to. Anyhew ... the first track is now finished all be it with my fairly amatuer production technique and...

bonniepirateanne · bonniepirateanne

OK, so I spend way too much time on the BBC website, but eh, whatever. One thing I notice often is how a really random old news items will be in the top 5 'most read' news articles of the moment. Sooo, I was thinking - we should pick a random old news item off the BBC website, all check it as often as we can, and se...

ddvmor · ddvmor

Fabled monster caught on videoAn amateur scientist has captured what Loch Ness Monster watchers say is among the finest footage ever taken of the elusive mythical creature reputed to...

ddvmor · ddvmor

Made me chuckle: Page 1 Page 2 (Or click the 'next' button on page 1!) -- Edited by ddvmor at 22:12, 2007-05-30

ddvmor · ddvmor

No, no, we're not pitting kittens against each other in a bloody battle for supermacy, entertaining though that may be. We are, instead pitting kitten against each other in a bloody battle for the title of cutingest kitten! Should keep everyone but Stead a...

ddvmor · ddvmor

It's the Die Hard Song! It may be crap, but it's Die Hard! -- Edited by ddvmor at 22:14, 2007-05-29

ddvmor · ddvmor

Things that make us blokes proud of ourselves 1. OPENING JARS - She's struggling. You take it from her hands, open it effortlessly and pretend she loosened it for you. She didn't. Jars are men's work. 2. CALLING SOMEONE 'SON' - Especially policeman but even saying it to kids makes you the man....

Catfish · Catfish

This evening I had a visitor in my home... one of those people we love to hate, a double glazing salesman. He had come around to measure up and show me a sample of his windows, seeing as I have decided the quote is reasonable and I might take up the offer. So, he is knelt down outside the patio door lookin...

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Beware Boratitis! (Preview) funny!	bonniepirateanne	4	422	Jun 6, 2007 by Aodan
	All my mother's fault... (Preview) So this story, which was headline news yesterday: Cancer-drug refund scheme backed A watchdog has endorsed a new scheme under which a bone marrow-cancer drug's manufacturers would refund the NHS if a patient did not r...	ddvmor	9	348	Jun 5, 2007 by bonniepirateanne
	Blow Job Olympics (Preview) Bloody hell! The new Olympic Logo looks like Maggie Simpson giving a blow job. Or is it just me?	ddvmor	9	667	Jun 5, 2007 by JonnyStead
	Badonkadonk (Preview) Wow. You can buy ANYTHING on Amazon these days! Check this out: JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank ...	ddvmor	3	403	Jun 5, 2007 by ddvmor
	I fought the law and the law won... (Preview) Well, I was having an excellent evening out in Perth on friday night until my friend from Bristol (dan-o) got arrested for public urination...if only I could have used the old Jedi mind trick on those imperial slugs...Anyway they loaded him into a paddywagon(no racial slur intended but its a common e...	stevo	10	360	Jun 4, 2007 by JonnyStead
	Top 10 thoughts for the day (Preview) 10 - Life is sexually transmitted. 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see one without an erection, please make him a sandwich. 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; Teach a person to use the In...	ddvmor	2	423	Jun 4, 2007 by Susan
	The Australians Are Coming! Hello, Stevo! (Preview) Well, we've been needing some representation from the Southern Hemisphere for some time now and I'm pleased to announce that it has arrived in the form of my good friend Stevo who signed up t...	ddvmor	25	434	Jun 3, 2007 by Catfish
	New Forum Bits (Preview) Yay. Activeboard have finally added the option to integrate my own smiley shortcuts! Got any favorites you'd like me to add to the standard list?	ddvmor	24	444	Jun 2, 2007 by ddvmor
	Just thought you should know... (Preview) ...I can't think of anything to post about today. Sorry.	ddvmor	15	421	Jun 1, 2007 by JonnyStead
	Ow (Preview) I got a paper cut on my left little finger. I have no idea how, as I have not handled any paper today. Turns out that I use it quite a lot when I'm typing, to hit the shift and ctrl keys. I had no idea I was so deft on the keyboard. Oh, it stings so. Such pain, I'm in. Ouch.	ddvmor	14	380	Jun 1, 2007 by JonnyStead
	New Ditty ... probs most for Mr Stead (Preview) For a little while now I've been colaborating with a mate known as J-Mo on songs that i) I can't really fit into any band I'm involved with ii) I can sing on and iii) need solo guitar that I can't come near to. Anyhew ... the first track is now finished all be it with my fairly amatuer production technique and...	Henglegert Rinkerdink	3	308	Jun 1, 2007 by JonnyStead
	BBC NEWS (Preview) OK, so I spend way too much time on the BBC website, but eh, whatever. One thing I notice often is how a really random old news items will be in the top 5 'most read' news articles of the moment. Sooo, I was thinking - we should pick a random old news item off the BBC website, all check it as often as we can, and se...	bonniepirateanne	5	339	Jun 1, 2007 by ddvmor
	Nessie (Preview) Fabled monster caught on videoAn amateur scientist has captured what Loch Ness Monster watchers say is among the finest footage ever taken of the elusive mythical creature reputed to...	ddvmor	3	378	Jun 1, 2007 by ddvmor
	Jesus vs Doctor Who (Preview) Made me chuckle: Page 1 Page 2 (Or click the 'next' button on page 1!) -- Edited by ddvmor at 22:12, 2007-05-30	ddvmor	0	303	May 30, 2007 by ddvmor
	Kitten Wars! (Preview) No, no, we're not pitting kittens against each other in a bloody battle for supermacy, entertaining though that may be. We are, instead pitting kitten against each other in a bloody battle for the title of cutingest kitten! Should keep everyone but Stead a...	ddvmor	12	417	May 30, 2007 by ddvmor
	Yippie Kai Ay!!! (Preview) It's the Die Hard Song! It may be crap, but it's Die Hard! -- Edited by ddvmor at 22:14, 2007-05-29	ddvmor	4	364	May 30, 2007 by ddvmor
	Real Men! (Preview) Things that make us blokes proud of ourselves 1. OPENING JARS - She's struggling. You take it from her hands, open it effortlessly and pretend she loosened it for you. She didn't. Jars are men's work. 2. CALLING SOMEONE 'SON' - Especially policeman but even saying it to kids makes you the man....	ddvmor	8	373	May 29, 2007 by ddvmor
	How to Make Visitors to Your Home Feel Welcomed (Preview) This evening I had a visitor in my home... one of those people we love to hate, a double glazing salesman. He had come around to measure up and show me a sample of his windows, seeing as I have decided the quote is reasonable and I might take up the offer. So, he is knelt down outside the patio door lookin...	Catfish	5	327	May 26, 2007 by Susan
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