The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
OK, so I spend way too much time on the BBC website, but eh, whatever.
One thing I notice often is how a really random old news items will be in the top 5 'most read' news articles of the moment. Sooo, I was thinking - we should pick a random old news item off the BBC website, all check it as often as we can, and see if we get it into the top 5 - my theory is that it sometimes only takes a few looks to get it there.
It'll probably only register your view once per computer, so you'll have to move around a bit. I've got about 3 or 4 I can use! Remember to mail it to all of your friends one at a time to get it to the top of the 'most e-mailed' list, too!