The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I ended up with Luthor because of his tendancy to almost destroy the world on frequent occasions - The Joker came a very close second though as he's nutty!
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
Admit it, you ended up with Luthor because you harbour a (not so) secret love for all thing Superman. Lets put it this way - who would you rather meet down a dark alley? Lex or the Joker?
I'll have you know that Lex was found innocent of all charges and any suggestion that he has imperiled anyone would be slanderous!
I quote:
Wiki wrote:One year after the events of Infinite Crisis Luthor is cleared of over 120 criminal counts ranging from malfeasance to first-degree murder only to find that he's now unpopular with the public. Thanks to the machinations of Doctor Sivana, he is being bought out of LexCorp. He blames Clark Kent for writing articles unraveling his schemes, and pledges vengeance on Metropolis after an angry mob jeers him on the courthouse steps.
Of course there was the little matter of:
Wiki wrote:After amassing large quantities of kryptonite, including kidnapping the villains Metallo and Kryptonite Man, Lex uses it to power a kryptonian crystal, which turns into a giant battleship. Superman manages to destroy the kryptonite ship, but Lex manages to escape.
But I don't think that we can hold that against him!
The Joker, on the other hand is a bona-fide homicidal nutjob.
Pfff - thats only the infinite crisis lex - I was referring to the Donner lex as pictured in the game (Gene Hackman) and subsequently reprised by Kevin Spacer in Superman Returns, which is the best superhero film of recent years and in fact MUCH better than spiderman 3 as even Hengle agreed with me over the weekend... ehum
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
JonnyStead wrote:I was referring to the Donner lex
Heh. Now I'm picturing thin slices of Lex Luthor in a pitta bread with salady stuff, chilli sauce and a big fat pickled chilli pepper! Mmmm... I haven't had a donner kebab for... ages... I miss them.