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Friday
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A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely.
When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.
"Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeeemer!!!", he whined.
"You l...
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Family Tree
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Many, many years ago when I was twenty-three, I got married to a widow who was as pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter Who had hair of red. My father fell in love with her, And soon the two were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law And changed my very life. My daughter was my mother, F...
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An Ethical Dilemma
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I've just posted this over at UA, but I'm sure that I'll get a much more lively response over here:
I've just had a minor ethical debate over an incident that happened yesteday and I wonder what you guys think about it.
Yesterday, the choccy vending machine gave me 2 chunky Kit Kats instead of one....
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Joe?
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Vigil time? 
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I'm Voting Dudes
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Tonight! Wish me luck. 
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KNICKERS!!!
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Sorry. Just having the message board version of Tourettes!
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HBTYHBTYHBDSHBTY
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...forget to wish Soot a Happy Birthday today. 21 again, eh?
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Where's Sharon?
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Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh...   
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Hello???
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http://uk.news.yahoo.com/041029/325/f5joe.html
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Nice one Chaga
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Anyone have a link...
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...for that clip where a woman does a cool parking manouver to get into a tight space, with the aid of, if I remember rightly, a ramp & a skip?
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I can't believe ....
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... that I spent the last hour playing Space Invaders just to try and beat Steads score!
Life, me, where .....
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Argh!
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Help! I think the Apocalypse has arrived! There's a huge ball of flame hanging in the sky outside my office! I've never seen anything like it!
Looks a bit like this  -- Edited by ddvmor at 11:59, 2004-10-26
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John Peel ...
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... has died.
Extremely sad day. I heard it on the in store radio while I was out and actually went wobbly!
I'll miss him enormously ... he was the last person in radio, seemingly, who actually cared about music. I would love how his show would swing from Norwegian Death Metal to Middle American...
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Fish
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Went fishing last friday with my bro...
The one on the bottom right corner (1.5 kg) is mine
We had 3 pieces that got snatched by barracudas, (yikes) we only got their heads.
Even one of the ba...
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The first singing christmas tree of the year...
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Great. Stepped out of the office at lunchtime to buy myself a sandwich, only to find that the perennial 'Tinsel Shoppe' has opened across the road. And what do they have in the door? Just the most irritating singing christmas tree on the planet. Grrr.
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Some friends will take a secret to the grave...
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...even if it kills them! So to put a certain sunshine01sj out of her misery it's probably about time I filled you in on some details of the 2/3/4 weeks of my life (excuse me if I slur & am hazy on facts, have already posted regarding my lack of sobriety!). So...
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