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I am the Jammie King!




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I want to die...


...I'm back at work for the first time in 2 weeks...


...My PC is playing silly buggers...


...No-one else is in...


...except for the really annoying woman across the way who spends all day chatting inanely on the phone about her kids and the weather and shopping and Coronation Street and...


...I've got 144 e-mails to wade through...


...I wanna go back to bed...


             



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Just the 67 emails for me here mate - but then I only had a week off!


I'm not that impressed about the whole being at work thing either!




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Aww, poor little boys.  Have some sympathy from one still on holiday

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Grrr...

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I'm at the end of my first day back.  I'm about to leave for the day and I wanna go straight to bed.


Dunno how everyone survived while I was away, but it would seem that every pc, database and application broke down today.  And they all asked me about it.


I just wanna sleep! 



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That's cos for the last two weeks I've been saying, "Oh sorry, I don't know.  You'll have to ask Darren when he gets back."


Just a thought, mind, I've been away since last Tuesday myself, so they didn't even have me to ask as a surrogate you!  Altogether now...ahhhhh.


Oh, and happy napping D.  



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Ouch, I am hurting after one helluva weekend! I'm half way through the day, and I don't know that I'm going to make it (seriously).


Hmmm, back to the weekend while I'm here. I went to the loudest bar I have ever been to in my life on Saturday, Spin, it would make a 'The Who' concert seem tame:


http://www.twincitiesnightclubs.com/photos2004d.asp


I actually had to leave and go elsewhere before close to gather myself!


Lost $5 playing pool last night, but did manage to run the table in one go following the break (in one game) and pulled off the full massé.



-- Edited by NateO at 17:03, 2004-10-25

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Nicely.

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Yes, but here's the kicker, I don't want to die, but it may be out my hands at this point...

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Oh, dear.  Looks like a big sympathy day.  Aww, poor Nate.

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Thanks Suey mate, one of these days I'll learn (I hope)...

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Heh heh heh heh heh.  Oh, poor Nate.

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He ho ha, erm, pain factor: present.

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Early night for Nate tonight then??!!

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One might think Vic, but erm, with Monday Night Football/$4.00 double cheeseburgers, I may have to defer reasonable amounts of sleep/good behaviour (plus I never learn ).


Mmmmm, double cheeseburgers.




-- Edited by NateO at 22:24, 2004-10-25

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You're feeling up to cheeseburgers then?


I always find a good cooked breakfast and a nice mug of tea are the perfect cure!



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Yep, the greasier the better, but I didn't realize the level of my pain until I was at the office!


But yes a little hair of the dog and some greasy, greasy double cheeseburgers will help a lot!



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I'm not sure I'd feel too happy about the germs I'd be putting into the wound along with the dog hair.



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Yeah, not too sure about that either!


I'm definitely a bigger fan of modern intrepetation!


Mmmmm, greasy, greasy double cheesburgers.



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All righty, today: Nightmare.


But I'm almost there dudes, greasy, greasy double cheeseburgers and chips (hmmm, must enquire about gravy for my chips!! Why have I not enquired about gravy with my Chips at the RB before? )!


And, my boss is outta here until Thursday!


And, my Index.dat files will be crushed by myself in a matter of minutes!


Things are looking on the up!



-- Edited by NateO at 00:13, 2004-10-26

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mmmmmmm   cheeeeeeeseburgerrrrrr

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Right, might have a bacon cheeseburger tonight!

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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......... bacon..........

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Had a change of plans, Meatloaf with a Stout-infused tomato sauce served with baked cheddar mash and a side of green beans doused in butter.

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Yum.  As was my plate of boiled new potatoes with optional butter, fresh carrots & brocolli and smoked haddock with cheese & mustard sauce.


Especially good after skipping breakfast AND lunch today.



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