The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
...I'm back at work for the first time in 2 weeks...
...My PC is playing silly buggers...
...No-one else is in...
...except for the really annoying woman across the way who spends all day chatting inanely on the phone about her kids and the weather and shopping and Coronation Street and...
I'm at the end of my first day back. I'm about to leave for the day and I wanna go straight to bed.
Dunno how everyone survived while I was away, but it would seem that every pc, database and application broke down today. And they all asked me about it.
Ouch, I am hurting after one helluva weekend! I'm half way through the day, and I don't know that I'm going to make it (seriously).
Hmmm, back to the weekend while I'm here. I went to the loudest bar I have ever been to in my life on Saturday, Spin, it would make a 'The Who' concert seem tame:
One might think Vic, but erm, with Monday Night Football/$4.00 double cheeseburgers, I may have to defer reasonable amounts of sleep/good behaviour (plus I never learn ).
But I'm almost there dudes, greasy, greasy double cheeseburgers and chips (hmmm, must enquire about gravy for my chips!! Why have I not enquired about gravy with my Chips at the RB before? )!
And, my boss is outta here until Thursday!
And, my Index.dat files will be crushed by myself in a matter of minutes!