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sha76jam


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Some friends will take a secret to the grave...
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...even if it kills them!  So to put a certain sunshine01sj out of her misery it's probably about time I filled you in on some details of the 2/3/4 weeks of my life (excuse me if I slur & am hazy on facts, have already posted regarding my lack of sobriety!).  So...


...couple of weeks ago I get a text from friend of a friend, on my friends phone.  Perfectly innocent text, asking how my house was coming along.  Had met the guy briefly when he had driven my mates up for a charity do, they'd stayed the previous night at mine, he'd gone on to a stag do.  My main impression was "Bugger, shame he lives 300 miles away" & kind of stopped there.  So, rather a lot of texts later now have a weekend at his planned, with fireworks (get your minds out the gutter, I mean the pretty incendery (sp?) devices much liked by children), a charity ball up here & a trip to Estonia.  I shall keep you posted...



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Wow, good deal!


I have a secret rendez-vous with my mistress from the west coast tonight; the plan is a few cocktails and a proper Italian supper.



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sha76jam


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You make it sound very much like you have a selection of mistresses in different geographical locations there  Have a good night!  Don't do anything I wouldn't do!

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"You make it sound very much like you have a selection of mistresses in different geographical locations there  Have a good night!  Don't do anything I wouldn't do!"


I'll play it safe! Hmmm, well, I was thinking about having veal, and I know you wouldn't do that!


In any case, best with your beau sha76jam!



-- Edited by NateO at 22:13, 2004-10-04

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I have a not-so-secret rendezvous with a gorgeous member of the female gender in the next bedroom.  In fact she's waiting for me now and I anticipate many cries of 'Darren, leave that computer alone' and 'get yo' ass to bed now' in the enxt few minutes.

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sha76jam?  So formal!  Do call me Sharon, or variations on the same.



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I think your secret's out D!


Will do Sharon!



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Ron?

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Shari?

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Sh?

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Jam?


 



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No 76?  Yes... you are just a number!



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quote:
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"So to put a certain sunshine01sj out of her misery"
It'll take a fair bit more than that to put me out of my misery and you know what I'm talking about!

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Sharster?

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sha76jam


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I quite forgot to update you all!  Actually, all I have to say on the matter is , I don't do detail!

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Fireworks though, eh, in more than one sense?

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!!!



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Susan


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My lips are sealed Shazam, don't worry!

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"I quite forgot to update you all!  Actually, all I have to say on the matter is , I don't do detail!"

 


Does this mean it was a good one eh???!!!



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sha76jam


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Good enough to be repeated certainly!

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Erm, might be getting ahead of ourselves here, never mind the 2nd time around, can we get the original?

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You go Shazam!!

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sha76jam


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Sorry, the repeat's for my benefit, not yours!

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Right. How about it then Sha?

-- Edited by NateO at 22:42, 2004-10-25

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Shazam, D says I have to ask you how you define a "hot chick".


Am I going to be sorry I asked?!!!


 



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sha76jam


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This is Darren's picture of a hot chick:


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Apparently one should note the lovely flowing hair, long legs, strong shoulders, capital arms and tiny, tiny feet.



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I see.  Feeling worried now!!


I'm somewhat lacking in long flowing hair!!



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Nice!

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sha76jam


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Ah, but Vic, you can rest assured you're going to beat that picture hands down (& yes, I feel safe to say that despite not knowing what you look like!)

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Right.

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