The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I used to go fishing a lot with my Dad. We don't have many exciting fish over there though - mainly caught Sea Bass (very tasty!!) and once a Dog Fish.
I'm guessing you went out in a boat then? We did beach casting - I've never fished off a boat - maybe we'd have got more interesting fish that way!!
Ah yes, me and my pappy, salmon fishing in B.C. and trout (speckled and rainbow) fishing in Ontario. Did a little large and small-mouth bass fishing with my unlce as well!
Hmmm, that picture did make my stomach complete a full 360° turn (just how my day is going).
Nate - may I suggest a full English breakfast as a cure for your "illness"?
Bacon, fried egg, sausage, fried bread, baked beans and if you want, mushroom, tomato & black pudding - a proven cure for what you're experiencing (according to Brainiac anyway!!).