The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Er. I kinda like tetris. But obviously as King, I don't wish to demean any of my subjects by thrashing them off the board. So I've settled for nice, low, manageable scores.
quote: Originally posted by: Henglegert Rinkerdink "... that I spent the last hour playing Space Invaders just to try and beat Steads score! Life, me, where ....."
The mighty Stead will return - oh yes and he WILL be sad enough to sit there for over an hour to beat your score! yes very very sad I am.....
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
I did, and can't be arsed to play for that long again. My score would have been much higher, but in the time of that game, I had consumed three litres of beer and, erm, needed to excuse myself.