|
|
Genie
(Preview)
A man was walking along the beach and found a bottle. He looked around and didn't see anyone so he opened it. A genie appeared and thanked the man for letting him out. The genie said, "For your kindness I will grant you one wish, but only one."
The man thought for a minute and said, "I have always...
|
NateO
|
0
|
203
|
|
|
|
|
|
B&Q
(Preview)
One of my workmates just sent me this. It supposedly a real complaint letter to B&Q:
Dear Sir/Madam
My congratulations to you on getting a yacht to leave the UK on 28th November 2004, sail 27,354 miles around the world and arrive back 72 days later.
Could you please let me know when the...
|
ddvmor
|
14
|
236
|
|
|
|
|
|
RIP Joe... we hardly knew ye...
(Preview)
Yesterday on my way to the dog park, Darrin and I ran across a pelican while we were walking to the car. Nicknamed Joe ("He's not my pelican... he must be Jo' Pelican") He started coming at the dogs, so we hightailed it out of there and left him alone. (But not without snapping a few pictures first because r...
|
Andromeda
|
8
|
243
|
|
|
|
|
|
I take it...
(Preview)
...that you folks won't mind an intruder like me once in a while...Ben
|
Truckman
|
12
|
273
|
|
|
|
|
|
Wow, this board is insane...
(Preview)
Hi all... I thought I'd join here, because I had heard so much cool stuff about this board...
And I must say... Reading through some the posts here... YOU GUYS ARE CRAZY!!!! :)
|
KevinGumzmi
|
16
|
306
|
|
|
|
|
|
Night Jim-Bob
(Preview)
Night all. 
|
Susan
|
14
|
253
|
|
|
|
|
|
Naked Bird
(Preview)
That chicken really needs some bacon draping over its breasts. It looks so ... bare.
|
Susan
|
7
|
201
|
|
|
|
|
|
Smart A$$ Answers
(Preview)
Smart A$$ Answer #5: A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat....she said,"Sir,I need to see your ticket not your stub." Smart A$$ Answ...
|
roxz72
|
2
|
225
|
|
|
|
|
|
Experiment
(
1 2
)
(Preview)
Ok. I want you all to participate in an experiment for me.
Now you may of may not have noticed a little bit of attention in the news to kids in the playground calling each other 'gay' as a taunt or insult. This of course it completely unacceptable behaviour that I cannot possibly condone....
|
ddvmor
|
35
|
601
|
|
|
|
|
|
Arcade
(Preview)
How the h*** did some of you get those ridiculously high scores in the arcade???? 
I got some the same games on my site http://www.passion-on-wheels.com (+ alot more  ) but some scores here seem incredible
|
KevinGumzmi
|
5
|
195
|
|
|
|
|
|
I should be in bed
(Preview)
|
ddvmor
|
15
|
240
|
|
|
|
|
|
'Evenin all :)
(Preview)
Thought it was about time I showed me face around here :)
Ad
|
adaytay
|
9
|
226
|
|
|
|
|
|
Let's do it official like Martin
(Preview)
Welcome Martin! Nice to see you.
 'And on that farm they had a goat...'
Sorry, couldn't resist. 
|
Susan
|
13
|
263
|
|
|
|
|
|
Lock up your daughters
(Preview)
There's a bullock on the loose. 
|
Susan
|
1
|
171
|
|
|
|
|
|
Ehem
(Preview)
Missed you guys (you too Darren), sorry wasn't around much lately, too much work too many parties (thus hangovers)
Good news is, I won a "pick your destination" plane ticket 2 weeks ago, and might be visiting you UKers soon 
Am still hesitating between Europe and Lebanon, all de...
|
Chaga
|
9
|
220
|
|
|
|
|
|
Pancakes for tea
(
1 2
)
(Preview)
|
ddvmor
|
34
|
566
|
|
|
|
|
|
Insults
(Preview)
I propose we use this thread to record the funniest and most cutting insults we can think of but with a couple of caveats -
No swearing (or cussing as they say elsewhere in the northern hemisphere)
Nuffink Racialist (as they say in London)
Sexist is OK but if you cant take it, dont dish it out first!...
|
JonnyStead
|
2
|
190
|
|
|
|
|
|
Party Time
(Preview)
Here's a recent shot from my mate's Birthday gathering:
A good time was had by all. 
Have another Birthday party on Friday night. My prediction for Saturday: PAIN. -- Edited by NateO at 00:36, 2005-02-11
|
NateO
|
4
|
206
|
|
|
