I propose we use this thread to record the funniest and most cutting insults we can think of but with a couple of caveats -

No swearing (or cussing as they say elsewhere in the northern hemisphere)

Nuffink Racialist (as they say in London)

Sexist is OK but if you cant take it, dont dish it out first!

Ageist is cool

I would like to start by referring to the JDK as "a slack jawed nincompoop"

Right - next!

Lets keep it light hearted though - and my face is off limits!