The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Yeah that was one thing that surprised me when my sister moved to Germany. Here, you leave the kitchen intact. There, the prior owners took the cabinets with them when they moved.
Now we don't normally take the kitchen units when we move. Especially if they were bought in a flat pack. My dad put together his kitchen from a flat-pack. It's a big kitchen. Unfortunately there are one or two minor issues with door levelling and sticky drawers that were never resolved... even 10 years later!
Maybe just a German thing then? I know my sister's husband thought we were a little nuts when we were surprised that the kitchen had no cabinets in it.
But heck, what I know about moving to another country could fit in a thimble
