The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Yesterday on my way to the dog park, Darrin and I ran across a pelican while we were walking to the car. Nicknamed Joe ("He's not my pelican... he must be Jo' Pelican") He started coming at the dogs, so we hightailed it out of there and left him alone. (But not without snapping a few pictures first because really, who would believe I was charged by a pelican?!)
When we came back later that night, Joe was sitting on the half wall next to the entrance to my building like he was standing guard. I had my very own bird security guard for the night!
Well, when I woke up this morning, poor joe had died and was laying on the grass next to the sidewalk.
were they your hounds stead? were they? huh huh? 
