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New Anti Discrimination Legislation
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I have a cunning plan.
On the back of recent politically correct hogwash, I plan to instil a new type of politically correct anti-discriminatory legislation that, upon being enforced onto the general population without their permission or acceptance, will make the world a much better place.&n...
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N Carolina braced for hurricane
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Keep your heads down Katie and King Billy! 
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Woohoo! two week holiday!
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And so you all feel part of it I shall use this post as a diary for you all -
Today I got up at 10am - and texted the King to let him know I had had a LONG and fulfilling sleep -
I then had breakfast - pottered about and went shopping -
Took my many suits for a dry clean and went to buy a shirt and some ties...
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Shot Down...
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And not even trying!
So I arrive at my friend, Kelly's, wedding reception and we're celebrating that and whatnot... Six hours and eight Beam & Coke's later, I'm going for a refill, and I'm standing in line and this girl I've never met (different friend) walked up and asks "Excuse me, you'r...
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dollars?
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I was about to place an order for 30,000 of your wonderful T-shirts when I saw that it was priced in dollars. Now Pounds would have been cool, but dollars - how do you expect me to get those? Last ones I saw were large round and silver and came in canvas bags. So regretfully you won't get my order this w...
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Morning funny
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http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/posting.php

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Biohazard
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From www.Ready.gov:
If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about it instead of seeing a doctor.
Hurricanes, animal corpses and the biohazard symbol have a lot in common. Think about it.http://www.houstonjusticenotwar.org/humour/terrorist_atta...
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Newest Viking
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http://startribune.com/stories/503/5600308.html
Jim Souhan: Latest move seems hardly worth the risk
When Koren Robinson earned a one-year jail term for drunken driving, he was lucky to have 364 days of the sentence suspended, reducing his incarceration period to one day.
Tha...
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Is it just me...
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.... or did this weekend fly by at an amazing rate. It seems like ony a few moments ago that I was sitting right here wasting time posting inanities on the Bored Board... 
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A question for you
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Steve the Temp wants to know:
If every person on the planet was gathered in one place, say Australia (which is plenty big enough - we know cos we worked it out), and jumped into the air at the same time, returning to earth at exactly the same moment, would the force of their combined mass be enough to alte...
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The Nutters Come out of the woodwork
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Nutters
You have to wonder sometimes.
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short break
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As of now i'll be taking a wee break from poeting as I knackered my wrist at the judo on saturday and its dead sore when I type or use the mouse, not sure why i came to work to be honest!
On the plus side, the guy I was fighting got a broken ankle!
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Batman O'Leary
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Back yaaaarrrrrrrrrr
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excellent holiday.
Altho I fubared my respec in coh on Sunday, thought I had taken tp friend and hadn't damn guess what my next power will be 
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Drop Kick
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Another silly game. Not really suitable for work cos of the loud rock music!
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Zelda
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Thought Lite would like this one, if she fancies a break from all that wallpapering!
Much daftness to be had.
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JCB
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The JCB Song. There's a JCB song. There's a JCB song with a JCB video. And it's cool. Watch out for the A-Team van! 
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Drink Driving
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So the Stead and I were heading back to my gaffe in his new works van. We were on the Ring Road at Filton, when we noticed that the car in front was veering all over the road. That stretch is a dual carriageway and this guy was crossing the line than wavering back and forth and doing it all really...
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zorrotank
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Dazza can't sleep. So he's playing Zorrotank.
He's a sad, sad puppy. 
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