The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Well... May 2004 hosted the following post from our Stead:
I tried the toaster one in my parents kitchen when I was 16 and very drunk - my dad came downstairs at 1am to find me fighting a flaming toaster with a burger in it whilst intoxicated - he was so proud!
You know what all - I am actually relaxed and all is pretty much right with the world (from my perspective) -
I post this because it is not normally the case and will be something to look back on from about 7.30am on Monday morning when I am back at work and the blood starts boiling again!
Holidays are great - is it wrong of me to crave retirement?
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson