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NateO


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http://startribune.com/stories/503/5600308.html





Jim Souhan: Latest move seems hardly worth the risk



When Koren Robinson earned a one-year jail term for drunken driving, he was lucky to have 364 days of the sentence suspended, reducing his incarceration period to one day.


That day, he showed up at jail with breath on his alcohol (did I get that wrong?) and got pulled aside by officers.


You can see the Vikings' ads now: Koren Robinson -- Too Drunk for Prison; Just Right for Purple.



Go Vikes and pass the Millers, eh.



-- Edited by NateO at 20:40, 2005-09-07

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You know what we have to say in Seattle about him?  Good riddance.


Hopefully, by some strange twist, he'll be starting for the Vikes when we meet in the playoffs or something.  That way, he can drop every other pass thrown his way for the purple side instead of ours.



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Heh! From the same article:




"Tice might not want to implicitly trust Robinson's eyes. Robinson was arrested with a .191 blood-alcohol level in a pair of breath tests (where's an Original Breathinator when you need one?). He claimed in court papers that he consumed alcohol after driving and before taking the breath tests.


You'd need about 10 drinks in an hour to reach .191, and Robinson was tested an hour after he stopped for reckless driving.


In other words, there was a frightening amount of blood in Robinson's alcohol (did I get that wrong?) that night, and he disputes logical assumptions of how it got there.


I'm sure Tice did look Robinson in the eye. But did he smell his breath?"



If he's a bum, he'll be gone, our 1, 2 & 3 look pretty good already, and Kelly Campbell's not a bad #4... Ah my Vikings, doing crazy **CUCUMBER** once again!



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wow. i dont know if i understood anything

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bonniepirateanne wrote:

wow. i dont know if i understood anything

Erm, me neither!


Let's see, football player/raging alcoholic signed with the Minnesota Vikings last week. Apparently he's sobered up, but at times his alcohol levels have contained a frightening amount of blood!


Erm, the Vikings looked like a load of cojones last week...



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What's a cojone?

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Spanish lesson for the day, mate:


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cojones




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Popular American usage is along of the lines of:


"Ju got the cojones, mang?!"


*with a Spanish accent*



-- Edited by NateO at 19:11, 2005-09-13

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Ah.  Nads. 

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Yep, pretty much what I was thinking for the duration of Sunday's game!

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