The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
.... or did this weekend fly by at an amazing rate. It seems like ony a few moments ago that I was sitting right here wasting time posting inanities on the Bored Board...
I find that most weekends fly past too quickly - I say in addition to your anti-discrimation legislation - you should also pass legislation lengthening the weekend to at least 4 days..
