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ddvmor · ddvmor

So today's quote of the day is this: "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." Thanks, Napoleon. That was a rare insight into why you got beaten by... er... everyone. -- Edited by ddvmor at 08:13, 2006-05-26

ddvmor · ddvmor

Apparently the Germans have a word for a song that's stuck in your head, englessly repeating itself. This word, I am told, is 'Ohrwurm', which translates to 'earworm'. (Maybe if Clavin logs on in the near future, she can confirm this for us???) Anyway... the song I have stuck in my head...

ddvmor · ddvmor

I saw a pink skip lorry the other day. I took a picture of it for you. How wrong is that?

ddvmor · ddvmor

Cabbies can't wear World Cup garb BLACKPOOL, England, May 20 (UPI) -- Taxi drivers in Blackpool, England, say a law barring any clothing supporting the British World Cup soccer team is unfair. The Blackpool Council ruled any shirt with the word England, the Saint George Cross or the Three L...

ddvmor · ddvmor

Ok. Another new game. This one's really dumb. I nicked it from another forum. It's quite simple. All you have to do is post a statetment about the person who posted before you in the thread, starting with the words 'The Bored Boarder above me...' For example, if Stead ha...

ddvmor · ddvmor

NI people 'top of the fizzy pops' People in Northern Ireland drink an average of 105 litres fizzy drinks every year, the most in the UK. The statistics were revealed by NIO minister Paul Goggins in reply to a written parliamentary question from Democratic Unionist MP Iris Robinson. T...

sha76jam · sha76jam

www.sp-studio.de/ I made a pirate!

ddvmor · ddvmor

Now you can have 'em at home! Yay! -- Edited by ddvmor at 08:25, 2006-06-08

ddvmor · ddvmor

He he he... "Stop it! Stop Killing Judas!" -- Edited by ddvmor at 08:27, 2006-06-08

ddvmor · ddvmor

Look. I found a site that shows me the spread of people with my surname around the UK! Jolly interestin', innit? Anyway, it's here if you want it!

ddvmor · ddvmor

Go see the numpty... -- Edited by ddvmor at 07:51, 2006-05-31

ddvmor · ddvmor

...actor/actress I can find that is still active (i.e. made a film or TV programme in the last 2 years) and still alive is Christopher Lee, who was born in 1922. Lauren Bacall comes in second, born in 1924. Any advances? -- Edited by ddvmor at 15:52, 2006-06-05

ddvmor · ddvmor

Police officer just says no to doughnuts ELKHORN, Wis. (AP) — What kind of officer swears off doughnuts for a year? In this case, one who ate 13 of them in three minutes, good enough to earn the title of world champion doughnut-eating officer. Walworth County Jail Training Sgt. Howa...

ddvmor · ddvmor

Wasps are bastards. Discuss. -- Edited by ddvmor at 08:25, 2006-06-05

Andromeda · Andromeda

Yesterday my kitchen sink clogged up. Ordinarily not a big deal, but this sink has a garbage disposal attached. I've never delt with garbage disposals before, but thought "Hey, how hard could this be? I'm handy". So this morning, I turned off the electric and water, whipped out my trusty channel lo...

ddvmor · ddvmor

Came across this today: A co-worker got a pen stuck inside our printer. He started to try and remove the pen, but I told him we don't have time for that now, just put a note on the printer telling folks not to use it and then report it to the Help Desk. So he grabbed a piece of paper and scrawled on it. I...

bonniepirateanne · bonniepirateanne

not really safe for work ewwwww!

NateO · NateO

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	Napoleon Bonepart (Preview) So today's quote of the day is this: "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." Thanks, Napoleon. That was a rare insight into why you got beaten by... er... everyone. -- Edited by ddvmor at 08:13, 2006-05-26	ddvmor	11	373	Jun 9, 2006 by NateO
	Ohrwurm (Preview) Apparently the Germans have a word for a song that's stuck in your head, englessly repeating itself. This word, I am told, is 'Ohrwurm', which translates to 'earworm'. (Maybe if Clavin logs on in the near future, she can confirm this for us???) Anyway... the song I have stuck in my head...	ddvmor	5	269	Jun 9, 2006 by bonniepirateanne
	Pink Lorry (Preview) I saw a pink skip lorry the other day. I took a picture of it for you. How wrong is that?	ddvmor	2	317	Jun 8, 2006 by Aodan
	'Barmy' (Preview) Cabbies can't wear World Cup garb BLACKPOOL, England, May 20 (UPI) -- Taxi drivers in Blackpool, England, say a law barring any clothing supporting the British World Cup soccer team is unfair. The Blackpool Council ruled any shirt with the word England, the Saint George Cross or the Three L...	ddvmor	7	321	Jun 8, 2006 by ddvmor
	The Bored Boarder Above Me... (Preview) Ok. Another new game. This one's really dumb. I nicked it from another forum. It's quite simple. All you have to do is post a statetment about the person who posted before you in the thread, starting with the words 'The Bored Boarder above me...' For example, if Stead ha...	ddvmor	3	265	Jun 8, 2006 by ddvmor
	Katie's Been Rumbled... (Preview) NI people 'top of the fizzy pops' People in Northern Ireland drink an average of 105 litres fizzy drinks every year, the most in the UK. The statistics were revealed by NIO minister Paul Goggins in reply to a written parliamentary question from Democratic Unionist MP Iris Robinson. T...	ddvmor	20	319	Jun 8, 2006 by ddvmor
	Make your own Southpark character (Preview) www.sp-studio.de/ I made a pirate!	sha76jam	25	557	Jun 7, 2006 by sha76jam
	Kebabs (Preview) Now you can have 'em at home! Yay! -- Edited by ddvmor at 08:25, 2006-06-08	ddvmor	28	401	Jun 7, 2006 by ddvmor
	Terminator (Preview) He he he... "Stop it! Stop Killing Judas!" -- Edited by ddvmor at 08:27, 2006-06-08	ddvmor	6	298	Jun 7, 2006 by BrianS
	Surname Spread (Preview) Look. I found a site that shows me the spread of people with my surname around the UK! Jolly interestin', innit? Anyway, it's here if you want it!	ddvmor	14	353	Jun 7, 2006 by bonniepirateanne
	Numpty Alert (Preview) Go see the numpty... -- Edited by ddvmor at 07:51, 2006-05-31	ddvmor	25	375	Jun 7, 2006 by bonniepirateanne
	The very oldest... (Preview) ...actor/actress I can find that is still active (i.e. made a film or TV programme in the last 2 years) and still alive is Christopher Lee, who was born in 1922. Lauren Bacall comes in second, born in 1924. Any advances? -- Edited by ddvmor at 15:52, 2006-06-05	ddvmor	16	344	Jun 6, 2006 by ddvmor
	Doughnuts (Preview) Police officer just says no to doughnuts ELKHORN, Wis. (AP) — What kind of officer swears off doughnuts for a year? In this case, one who ate 13 of them in three minutes, good enough to earn the title of world champion doughnut-eating officer. Walworth County Jail Training Sgt. Howa...	ddvmor	4	284	Jun 6, 2006 by Aodan
	Wasps (Preview) Wasps are bastards. Discuss. -- Edited by ddvmor at 08:25, 2006-06-05	ddvmor	18	368	Jun 6, 2006 by JonnyStead
	I am not a plummer (Preview) Yesterday my kitchen sink clogged up. Ordinarily not a big deal, but this sink has a garbage disposal attached. I've never delt with garbage disposals before, but thought "Hey, how hard could this be? I'm handy". So this morning, I turned off the electric and water, whipped out my trusty channel lo...	Andromeda	15	338	Jun 5, 2006 by Andromeda
	Stuck Pen (Preview) Came across this today: A co-worker got a pen stuck inside our printer. He started to try and remove the pen, but I told him we don't have time for that now, just put a note on the printer telling folks not to use it and then report it to the Help Desk. So he grabbed a piece of paper and scrawled on it. I...	ddvmor	1	260	Jun 2, 2006 by bonniepirateanne
	NRSFW: why you should get married in a church (Preview) not really safe for work ewwwww!	bonniepirateanne	3	316	Jun 2, 2006 by bonniepirateanne
	Breaking News in Minneapolis!! (Preview) Whoa, check this out: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13073811/ Jdasjkh f alsdjkhouiwenjlnasc ljn By Mathew Quintanilla / StarTribune startribune.com JAFHkljfhas djkfhasdkj fhasjkdh fjklasdh fjkh asdfkljdsaafb adhsbiasb cvdhb dsaf asdf asdJAFHkljfhas djkfhasdkj fhasjkd...	NateO	3	424	Jun 1, 2006 by bonniepirateanne
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