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Napoleon Bonepart
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So today's quote of the day is this:
"Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent."
Thanks, Napoleon. That was a rare insight into why you got beaten by... er... everyone. -- Edited by ddvmor at 08:13, 2006-05-26
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Ohrwurm
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Apparently the Germans have a word for a song that's stuck in your head, englessly repeating itself. This word, I am told, is 'Ohrwurm', which translates to 'earworm'. (Maybe if Clavin logs on in the near future, she can confirm this for us???)
Anyway... the song I have stuck in my head...
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Pink Lorry
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I saw a pink skip lorry the other day. I took a picture of it for you.
How wrong is that?
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'Barmy'
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Cabbies can't wear World Cup garb
BLACKPOOL, England, May 20 (UPI) -- Taxi drivers in Blackpool, England, say a law barring any clothing supporting the British World Cup soccer team is unfair.
The Blackpool Council ruled any shirt with the word England, the Saint George Cross or the Three L...
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The Bored Boarder Above Me...
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Ok. Another new game. This one's really dumb. I nicked it from another forum.
It's quite simple. All you have to do is post a statetment about the person who posted before you in the thread, starting with the words 'The Bored Boarder above me...'
For example, if Stead ha...
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Katie's Been Rumbled...
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NI people 'top of the fizzy pops'
People in Northern Ireland drink an average of 105 litres fizzy drinks every year, the most in the UK.
The statistics were revealed by NIO minister Paul Goggins in reply to a written parliamentary question from Democratic Unionist MP Iris Robinson.
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Make your own Southpark character
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www.sp-studio.de/
I made a pirate!
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Kebabs
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Now you can have 'em at home! Yay!
-- Edited by ddvmor at 08:25, 2006-06-08
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Terminator
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He he he...
"Stop it! Stop Killing Judas!" -- Edited by ddvmor at 08:27, 2006-06-08
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Surname Spread
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Look. I found a site that shows me the spread of people with my surname around the UK!
Jolly interestin', innit?
Anyway, it's here if you want it!
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Numpty Alert
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Go see the numpty... -- Edited by ddvmor at 07:51, 2006-05-31
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The very oldest...
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...actor/actress I can find that is still active (i.e. made a film or TV programme in the last 2 years) and still alive is Christopher Lee, who was born in 1922.
Lauren Bacall comes in second, born in 1924.
Any advances? -- Edited by ddvmor at 15:52, 2006-06-05
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Doughnuts
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Police officer just says no to doughnuts
ELKHORN, Wis. (AP) — What kind of officer swears off doughnuts for a year?
In this case, one who ate 13 of them in three minutes, good enough to earn the title of world champion doughnut-eating officer.
Walworth County Jail Training Sgt. Howa...
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Wasps
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Wasps are bastards. Discuss.
-- Edited by ddvmor at 08:25, 2006-06-05
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I am not a plummer
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Yesterday my kitchen sink clogged up. Ordinarily not a big deal, but this sink has a garbage disposal attached. I've never delt with garbage disposals before, but thought "Hey, how hard could this be? I'm handy".
So this morning, I turned off the electric and water, whipped out my trusty channel lo...
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Stuck Pen
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Came across this today:
A co-worker got a pen stuck inside our printer. He started to try and remove the pen, but I told him we don't have time for that now, just put a note on the printer telling folks not to use it and then report it to the Help Desk. So he grabbed a piece of paper and scrawled on it. I...
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NRSFW: why you should get married in a church
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not really safe for work
ewwwww!
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Breaking News in Minneapolis!!
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Whoa, check this out:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13073811/
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