The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Apparently the Germans have a word for a song that's stuck in your head, englessly repeating itself. This word, I am told, is 'Ohrwurm', which translates to 'earworm'. (Maybe if Clavin logs on in the near future, she can confirm this for us???)
Anyway... the song I have stuck in my head at the moment is the chorus from the Automatic's 'Monster'.
What's that coming over the hill? Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill? Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill? Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill? Is it a monster? Is it a monster?
I've had this part from Disney's Beauty and the Beast running through my head for the last 4 days...
Life is so unnerving For a servant who's not serving He's not whole without a soul to wait upon Ah, those good old days when we were useful... Suddenly those good old days are gone Ten years we've been rusting Needing so much more than dusting Needing exercise, a chance to use our skills! Most days we just lay around the castle Flabby, fat and lazy You walked in and oops-a-daisy!
I don't know why.. I haven't seen that movie in ages. Just popped in while I was doing dishes the other night.
i have an infallible cure for getting rid of such songs from one's head.. it may only help the british members of this board (or any australian ones we have) but..
are you ready for it?... sing the neighbours theme tune - do it a couple of times, really concentrate on it then tada, both songs will be gone from your mind