The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
BLACKPOOL, England, May 20 (UPI) -- Taxi drivers in Blackpool, England, say a law barring any clothing supporting the British World Cup soccer team is unfair.
The Blackpool Council ruled any shirt with the word England, the Saint George Cross or the Three Lions shield may anger Welsh or Scottish visitors during the contentious soccer championships.
The Daily Mail reports London cabbies are not under the rule, which a 42-year-old Blackpool taxi driver called "barmy."
He found out about the rule when an officer suspended him until he changed out of a t-shirt with the word England on it.
The head of Blackpool's taxi association, Trevor Boaler, called on the council to draw down its ruling.
Now, I don't really give a toss about the world cup and my personal opinion is that anyone who wears a football shirt for anythinmg other then playing football or attending a football match is posessed of dubious taste, but this seems tad out of order. Tell me again who's gonna be offended?
I guess that all football shirts will have to be banned in case the supporter of another team happens to see it and be driven into a blind rage. And perhaps I should chuck away my T-Shirt with the union jack on it just in case a french person walks past and becomes angry.
Frankly, whether we're talking Scots, Welshmen or Outer bloody Mongolians, if you come to England during the World Cup you're gonna have to accept that you're gonna see the George's cross or the three lions and the only peopel who would find this in any way offensive are clearly nuts. Or middle class white Daily Mail readers.
Just imagine the reaction if Americans were banned from displaying the stars and stripes in case it offends a visitor.
(A quick google suggested that this rule has been extended to Cheltenham as well, although I can't find any proper news pages to confirm it.)
JonnyStead wrote: If the wording of the rule is specifically for the British world cup team then they are ok - coz there isnt one! :)
hehehe true
i hate it when politicians or random people suddenly decide other people are going to be offended by the actions of others. was a poll taken of scottish and welsh people to ask if they would be offended by an english person wearing english paraphernalia? doubtful
I took a straw poll. I asked a scotsman and a welshman what they thought as I have both handy in the office. Neither thought that seeing such paraphernalia was offensive in any way.
We built up empires - we stole countries! That's what you do, that's how you build an empire. We stole countries with the cunning use of flags! Yeah, just sail around the world and stick a flag in. "I claim India for Britain!" They go, "You can't claim us, we live here! 500 million of us!" "Do you have a flag?" "We don't need a bloody flag! It's our country, you bastards!" "No flag, no country, you can't have one! That's the rules that I've just made up, and I'm backing it up with this gun that was lent from the National Rifle Association."