The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Never understood why meateaters will happily munch away on one animal, whilst generally going "Eeeewwwwwwwww" at others. Please explain. (not the diseased bit, that I understand)
I dont think I could ever eat cat, dog or horse. I'm sure some find them quite tasty, but I tend to draw the line on animals between food and pets. Cats dogs and horses I've had as pets, whereas I've visted my relatives cattle farm from the time I was very little so I always knew cows, chickens, buffalo, pigs and the like were all food.
I think its at least partly a cultural thing. I mean I'll happily dive into a cheeseburger, but cows are sacred in some parts. I love bacon, but pork isn't kosher for others.
I'm about as hypocritical as it gets. I was brought up eating meat, but tried the vegitarianism thing for about 5 years or so but got sick and that was the end of that. However, if I think too hard about what I'm cooking, I can't eat it. If I happen to look at one of my cats while I'm cooking, and I think too hard about it, I can't eat it. If it has bones or skin or anything that reminds me of what I am eating, I can't eat it. If I think too hard about it I get nauesous.
Don't think my hypocracy doesn't bother me. It does, but thats just how it goes.
Oooohhhhh, Aodan, I have so much fun winding up people like you!
Andromeda, I do see your point, and if I ate meat I'd possibly be the same, though possibly whilst berating my lack of logic! (Hmmm, could eat rabbit though, but never dog) I may, however, have to buy you a pig, just to be mean! (They do make great pets!)
Darren (I'm shocked to find myself saying this, you may want to print it out & frame it!), that seems quite logical. I mean, obviously you're not going to eat a pet, yours or anybody else's.
That's what makes the winding up such fun! My old housemate used to get very upset when we went shopping together & I used to ask if she wanted any dead things. She then tried to hide them under other stuff, even though she knew it didn't bother me!
Well thats the point really.. you can't really rile me up about it because there's nothing for me to defend, and you can call it dead things and I know it is. You can't do any worse to me than I do to myself
ddvmor wrote: Bet I could do worse things to you than you could to yourself with a big stick. It's all a matter of leverage and stuff.
Ok well yeah if you're going to beat me with sticks then yes you can probably do worse to me than I could to myself. Mostly because I do not make a habit of hitting myself with sticks...
Its from the middle east - so its almost certainly made out of Dog or malnurished diseased lamb. Feel free to eat it if you wish but any country that makes that much effort designing spicy sauces is trying to cover something up IMOP
OK I kinda kicked this off so let me clarify - I wouldnt eat dog because Mutts eat their own poo and anything elses poo quite happily, therefore I aint eatin dog. I wont eat diseased meat because I have enough problems already.
As for anything else - its fair game. Animals are food to us because we are omnivores. We have teeth for meat and veg. Granted we should probably only eat meat once a month or so but hey, we evolved and learnt how to farm. I really dont have anything against Vegetarians (for a start you can see them clearly in your headlights at night - due to them being so pale) but I cant stand the ones that pretend to be enlightened. Depriving yourself of something your body is designed to have and use is not enlightened its deprivation.
If you dont like meat, cool - but please dont let anyone tell us that eating as nature intended is wrong. I would also eat cat, hamsters and testicles
__________________
I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
so, you wouldn't eat dogs because they eat poo and therefore, i presume 'contain poo' .. but you don't have any problem eating testicles despite what they 'contain' ?
