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ddvmor


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Go see the numpty...

-- Edited by ddvmor at 07:51, 2006-05-31

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Aodan


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It doesn't work for me.. the player comes up but nothing plays..

Unless of course that was the plan and *I'm* the numpty...

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ddvmor


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Nope.  Should be a video of a man with his hand stuck in a jam jar...

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Still no go.. you sure that's the right URL?

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ddvmor


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Hmm.


Try it now.


It's worth noting, that the new link has some rather suspect google ads on the page.  Maybe not safe for work...



-- Edited by ddvmor at 07:52, 2006-05-31

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bonniepirateanne


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hehehe

(p.s. i think google would be offended to hear you think those are their ads and not just fake look-a-likes.. that's right, i work for google, ok i'm just a geek)

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ddvmor


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Yes indeed.


I herewith formally apologise on behalf of ... er... myself... for mistakenly touting the naughty advertising banners as Google ads.  They are in no way associated with Google.  Google represents all that is good and would never resort to advertising porn.  Unless there was money to be made.  Which there is.  So... they probably do.


Sorry.


 


Man with hand stuck in jar.  Funny.  You watch now...



-- Edited by ddvmor at 12:34, 2006-05-31

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bonniepirateanne


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i did watch it, and i'm eager to learn how he gets rid of his new bracelet, ohhhh whatever did he doo

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I know we've all done stupid things in our lives, but it takes a certain kinda stupid to videotape it and put it on the innernets.

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ddvmor


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A wise man once said (and I think it might have been you...) it's only stupid if someone finds out about it...

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LOL yeah that would be my dad

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Aodan wrote:

LOL yeah that would be my dad

Somehow it doesn't surprise me at all that he said that



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ddvmor


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Wise words, indeed.  And now I claim them as my very own...

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bonniepirateanne


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wait.. you are aodan's dad??? this makes the whole spare room scenario even more disturbing!

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ddvmor


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To be fair, it was pretty disturbing anyway.  But I like to keep an open mind!

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JonnyStead


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The man in the video is funny...


 


Can we kill him?



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bonniepirateanne wrote:
wait.. you are aodan's dad??? this makes the whole spare room scenario even more disturbing!


ACK!

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bonniepirateanne


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sorry. you're right

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ddvmor


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Aodan wrote:

 ACK!
This isn't going as I'd planned, you know...

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It was the you as my dad and the insinuations regarding that sort of scenario that prompted the ACK, and not your spare room, or you personally.

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JonnyStead


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Aodan wrote:

or you personally.
Hmmm....

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Whatchu gettin at there Stead?

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JonnyStead


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Usually when ACK and Daz appear in the same sentence - the ACK is about Daz...


 


Just sayin issall...



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ddvmor


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It was a one word sentence.  'Ack.'.  That's it.


Make your point again.  And this time make it properly.



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ddvmor


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Another numpty for your perusal:




Lioness in zoo kills man who invoked God


KIEV (Reuters) - A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal's enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday.


"The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," the official said.

"A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery."

The incident, Sunday evening when the zoo was packed with visitors, was the first of its kind at the attraction. Lions and tigers are kept in an "animal island" protected by thick concrete blocks.



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bonniepirateanne


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wow, that's a whole lot dumber than the jar guy

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