JDBB

Taser · Taser

http://www.activeboard.com/forum.spark?forumID=17212&subForumID=17507

ddvmor · ddvmor

Heh. These made me chuckle...

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/jammiedodge...

ddvmor · ddvmor

So this morning I was roused from the cosy depths of my bed by the postman rapping on the door. Struggling downstairs (fortunately remembering to put on my dressing hown as I did so, I opened the door to be presented with a small package and a request for a signature. The postman handed me a form and a p...

ddvmor · ddvmor

A moment's silence, please, for Dr Adler, who died last week. Who the hell is that, I hear you ask. Well, I'll tell you. He was the (co) inventor of the TV Remote and..er some other TV stuff! Best known as the "Father of the TV Remote...

ddvmor · ddvmor

Shock News: Stupid People In Prison! According to this woman, there are many stupid people in prison. In fact: Report author Dr Pat Mottram said the average IQ of prisoners was 87, while a sizeable minori...

ddvmor · ddvmor

Apparently. In this otherwise serious article about the 'sexualisation' of girls in the media, I came across this paragraph: School performance can also suffer. In one experiment cited, colleg...

ddvmor · ddvmor

Came across this during my traditional morning surf. I have to say that Number One isn't actually that funny and... well... is just rude. But most of 'em made me chuckle! Okay my smooth talking skeptics, get ready to chat up that sweet honey hang...

NateO · NateO

]http://www.corral.net/forums/showthread.php?t=879954

...

ddvmor · ddvmor

There's this rather bizzare 'campaign' on the BBC Action Network... Great Britain to become 51st State of the US of A Objectives: 1. Become part of the most powerful nation 2. Adopt the most powerful world currency 3. Join the most pow...

ddvmor · ddvmor

Now that most of the UK is on standby for it's annual 3 millimetres of snow tonight, I'm pleased to announce the grand opening of the JDBB's similarly annual b1tch and moan about the way in which it gets reported in the media. I will refer you to these two threads ([url=http://www.activeboard.com/for...

ddvmor · ddvmor

Whilst in the supermarket last night, I found myself having a conversation about the first meal I ever cooked for a girlfriend. I concluded that this would have been beans and burgers on toast when I was about 16 or 17 (about '92). Now we're not talking about beans and beefburgers... we're talking abou...

Short Santa · Short Santa

Jammie King You try so hard to fill our lives with joy and passion. But we are ungrateful. There are (were) 4 threads on the very first page where you had tried to engage our imagination and entertain us, yet noone replied.

ahhhhhhh. So from now on, if any post go's unanswered for more than th...

ddvmor · ddvmor

So, I thought we had problems in my old office with the phantom sh1tter who would alternately leave giant logs or pebbledashing unflushed in the gents. Well, after 2 grim incidents in the last week at this new office, those problems kinda pale in comparison. If you are eating your lunch, or just have a g...

Calvin · Calvin

http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjTny9CXjQU

ddvmor · ddvmor

Can I interest you in the Phallic Logo Awards? [blockquote]The game designers across the nation are playing is; can they design a logo and get it approved without the client realising it's a big spurting penis? We asked o...

ddvmor · ddvmor

Where is everybody?

ddvmor · ddvmor

Because apparently, it's gonna turn you on! WASHINGTON - For women, apparently there’s nothing like the smell of a man’s sweat. Researchers at the University of California at Berkeley said women who sniffed a chemical found...

ddvmor · ddvmor

Er... maybe not. But here it is anyway: The Alarm Clock as a Moving Target. Catch It if You Can. If a screeching buzzer is not enough to ge...

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Don't go here! (Preview) http://www.activeboard.com/forum.spark?forumID=17212&subForumID=17507	Taser	6	267	Feb 26, 2007 by ddvmor
	Fed up with your exams? (Preview) Heh. These made me chuckle... [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/jammiedodge...	ddvmor	1	339	Feb 25, 2007 by bonniepirateanne
	Numbness (Preview) So this morning I was roused from the cosy depths of my bed by the postman rapping on the door. Struggling downstairs (fortunately remembering to put on my dressing hown as I did so, I opened the door to be presented with a small package and a request for a signature. The postman handed me a form and a p...	ddvmor	4	259	Feb 24, 2007 by JonnyStead
	R.I.P. Dr Robert Adler (Preview) A moment's silence, please, for Dr Adler, who died last week. Who the hell is that, I hear you ask. Well, I'll tell you. He was the (co) inventor of the TV Remote and..er some other TV stuff! Best known as the "Father of the TV Remote...	ddvmor	2	369	Feb 24, 2007 by ddvmor
	The JDK's Lunchtime News Roundup! (Preview) Shock News: Stupid People In Prison! According to this woman, there are many stupid people in prison. In fact: Report author Dr Pat Mottram said the average IQ of prisoners was 87, while a sizeable minori...	ddvmor	3	248	Feb 22, 2007 by JonnyStead
	Girls in swimsuits are dumber then girls in jumpers... (Preview) Apparently. In this otherwise serious article about the 'sexualisation' of girls in the media, I came across this paragraph: School performance can also suffer. In one experiment cited, colleg...	ddvmor	1	274	Feb 21, 2007 by JonnyStead
	Darwinian pick up lines (Preview) Came across this during my traditional morning surf. I have to say that Number One isn't actually that funny and... well... is just rude. But most of 'em made me chuckle! Okay my smooth talking skeptics, get ready to chat up that sweet honey hang...	ddvmor	1	1267	Feb 20, 2007 by sha76jam
	Mustang for Sale? (Preview) ]http://www.corral.net/forums/showthread.php?t=879954...	NateO	3	265	Feb 19, 2007 by ddvmor
	Poll: Should Britain become the 51st State of America? (Preview) There's this rather bizzare 'campaign' on the BBC Action Network... Great Britain to become 51st State of the US of A Objectives: 1. Become part of the most powerful nation 2. Adopt the most powerful world currency 3. Join the most pow...	ddvmor	5	381	Feb 19, 2007 by Truckman
	The Big Freeze (3) (Preview) Now that most of the UK is on standby for it's annual 3 millimetres of snow tonight, I'm pleased to announce the grand opening of the JDBB's similarly annual b1tch and moan about the way in which it gets reported in the media. I will refer you to these two threads ([url=http://www.activeboard.com/for...	ddvmor	24	373	Feb 17, 2007 by Susan
	The first meal... (Preview) Whilst in the supermarket last night, I found myself having a conversation about the first meal I ever cooked for a girlfriend. I concluded that this would have been beans and burgers on toast when I was about 16 or 17 (about '92). Now we're not talking about beans and beefburgers... we're talking abou...	ddvmor	14	305	Feb 16, 2007 by JonnyStead
	Unloved (Preview) Jammie King You try so hard to fill our lives with joy and passion. But we are ungrateful. There are (were) 4 threads on the very first page where you had tried to engage our imagination and entertain us, yet noone replied. ahhhhhhh. So from now on, if any post go's unanswered for more than th...	Short Santa	10	298	Feb 15, 2007 by ddvmor
	All new levels of grimness... (Preview) So, I thought we had problems in my old office with the phantom sh1tter who would alternately leave giant logs or pebbledashing unflushed in the gents. Well, after 2 grim incidents in the last week at this new office, those problems kinda pale in comparison. If you are eating your lunch, or just have a g...	ddvmor	12	433	Feb 15, 2007 by Short Santa
	...and she's not even blonde! (Preview) http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjTny9CXjQU	Calvin	5	306	Feb 15, 2007 by Short Santa
	Phallusses (Preview) Can I interest you in the Phallic Logo Awards? [blockquote]The game designers across the nation are playing is; can they design a logo and get it approved without the client realising it's a big spurting penis? We asked o...	ddvmor	2	377	Feb 14, 2007 by Zem YN3B
	I'm lonely... (Preview) Where is everybody?	ddvmor	15	317	Feb 14, 2007 by sha76jam
	Ladies, come smell my armpits! (Preview) Because apparently, it's gonna turn you on! WASHINGTON - For women, apparently there’s nothing like the smell of a man’s sweat. Researchers at the University of California at Berkeley said women who sniffed a chemical found...	ddvmor	1	295	Feb 13, 2007 by Short Santa
	Product of the year? (Preview) Er... maybe not. But here it is anyway: The Alarm Clock as a Moving Target. Catch It if You Can. If a screeching buzzer is not enough to ge...	ddvmor	1	285	Feb 13, 2007 by Short Santa
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