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Hold the Ham Sandwiches, Please
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Who the does this guy think he is? Bob Knight?! News Article About Ham Sandwiches Morgan State basketball coach Todd Bozeman has an April court date following what police called a curse-filled tirade with a re...
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If you fail this, you should avoid going to bars...
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This link has naff music and pictures that aren't technically rude but may not be safe for work clicky Oh dear. I only scored 11 out of 16. Catfish (who found this, by the way) scored a respectable 13. -- Edited by ddvmor at 23:42, 2007-...
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I have a purple brain...
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***Your Brain is Purple*** Of all the brain types, yours is the most idealistic. You tend to think wild, amazing thoughts. Your dreams and fantasies are intense. Your thoughts are creative, inventive, and without boundaries. You tend to spend a lot of time thinking of fictional people and places - o...
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i have internet again
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hello one and all, my apologies for my severe lack of posting of late - kingbilly and i moved house and it took talktalk a looong time to give us all this internet goodness. but alas, it is here and i am
i popped in a few times, via dial-up, but couldn't be arsed to wait around for anything to load.. sooo....
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Don't go here!
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http://www.activeboard.com/forum.spark?forumID=17212&subForumID=17507
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Fed up with your exams?
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Heh. These made me chuckle... [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/jammiedodge...
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Numbness
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So this morning I was roused from the cosy depths of my bed by the postman rapping on the door. Struggling downstairs (fortunately remembering to put on my dressing hown as I did so, I opened the door to be presented with a small package and a request for a signature.
The postman handed me a form and a p...
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R.I.P. Dr Robert Adler
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A moment's silence, please, for Dr Adler, who died last week. Who the hell is that, I hear you ask. Well, I'll tell you. He was the (co) inventor of the TV Remote and..er some other TV stuff!
Best known as the "Father of the TV Remote...
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The JDK's Lunchtime News Roundup!
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Shock News: Stupid People In Prison!
According to this woman, there are many stupid people in prison. In fact:
Report author Dr Pat Mottram said the average IQ of prisoners was 87, while a sizeable minori...
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Girls in swimsuits are dumber then girls in jumpers...
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Apparently. In this otherwise serious article about the 'sexualisation' of girls in the media, I came across this paragraph: School performance can also suffer. In one experiment cited, colleg...
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Darwinian pick up lines
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Came across this during my traditional morning surf. I have to say that Number One isn't actually that funny and... well... is just rude. But most of 'em made me chuckle!
Okay my smooth talking skeptics, get ready to chat up that sweet honey hang...
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Mustang for Sale?
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]http://www.corral.net/forums/showthread.php?t=879954...
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Poll: Should Britain become the 51st State of America?
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There's this rather bizzare 'campaign' on the BBC Action Network... Great Britain to become 51st State of the US of A Objectives: 1. Become part of the most powerful nation 2. Adopt the most powerful world currency 3. Join the most pow...
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The Big Freeze (3)
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Now that most of the UK is on standby for it's annual 3 millimetres of snow tonight, I'm pleased to announce the grand opening of the JDBB's similarly annual b1tch and moan about the way in which it gets reported in the media. I will refer you to these two threads ([url=http://www.activeboard.com/for...
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The first meal...
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Whilst in the supermarket last night, I found myself having a conversation about the first meal I ever cooked for a girlfriend. I concluded that this would have been beans and burgers on toast when I was about 16 or 17 (about '92). Now we're not talking about beans and beefburgers... we're talking abou...
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Unloved
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Jammie King
You try so hard to fill our lives with joy and passion. But we are ungrateful. There are (were) 4 threads on the very first page where you had tried to engage our imagination and entertain us, yet noone replied. ahhhhhhh.
So from now on, if any post go's unanswered for more than th...
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All new levels of grimness...
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So, I thought we had problems in my old office with the phantom sh1tter who would alternately leave giant logs or pebbledashing unflushed in the gents. Well, after 2 grim incidents in the last week at this new office, those problems kinda pale in comparison. If you are eating your lunch, or just have a g...
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...and she's not even blonde!
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http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjTny9CXjQU
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