The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
School performance can also suffer. In one experiment cited, college-aged women were asked to try on and evaluate either a swim suit or a sweater. While they waited for 10 minutes while wearing the garment, they completed a math test. "The results revealed that young women in swimsuits performed significantly worse ... than those wearing sweaters."
Who came up with a genius idea like that?
"I'd like to apply for a government grant to sit in a big room with a bunch of 18 year old girls in bikinis. Eh? Why? Oh, er because I want to see their... er, see if they perform differently in a mental acuity test to er... girls in jumpers. Yes. That's it."