The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
The Alarm Clock as a Moving Target. Catch It if You Can.
If a screeching buzzer is not enough to get you moving in the morning, consider Clocky.
This alarm clock doesn’t just make noise, it breaks the snooze-button habit: after the first snooze period, Clocky rolls off the nightstand and runs away.
I can't help thinking that he'll only survive the first morning before he's smashed into smithereens by a frayed morning fit of pique.
Speaking of alarm clocks... mine didn't go off this morning. I still got up at the normal time though. Body clocks are freaky things, eh?