The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Objectives: 1. Become part of the most powerful nation 2. Adopt the most powerful world currency 3. Join the most powerful world economy 4. Become the US Gateway to Europe i.e. a la Hong Kong was/still is to China 5. Increase our standard of living 6. Our position economically and in terms of international influence would be far greater than being a reluctant member of an ineffective and bureaucracy-bound undemocratic EU with internal national state conflicts, cultures and languages. 7. Before long we could expect to wield a disproportionate degree of influence on the US and its foreign policy in particular...
Objectives: 1. Become part of the most powerful nation 2. Adopt the most powerful world currency 3. Join the most powerful world economy 4. Become the US Gateway to Europe i.e. a la Hong Kong was/still is to China 5. Increase our standard of living 6. Our position economically and in terms of international influence would be far greater than being a reluctant member of an ineffective and bureaucracy-bound undemocratic EU with internal national state conflicts, cultures and languages. 7. Before long we could expect to wield a disproportionate degree of influence on the US and its foreign policy in particular...
I dont know who came up with this but a couple of counters...
2 the US Dollar has never been the worlds most powerful currency and right now its unusually weak even by its own standards 3 Per head of capita its economy isnt that great either (sorry) 4 The Europeans hate us as much as the states (its because we have a proper language) so I dont think that would help the US really - also our strong exchange rate would screw up US to Euro exporting 5 ?Really? Ever been to LA? 6 Sounds like the federal government to me - I'm sure thats what people said about the US when it started. It will take time to bed in but I'd rather be part of a 350 million strong alliance than outside of it. 7 Yeah, not gonna happen - I like the US in general - people are just people - but politically they only entertain us when it serves a purpose. If we started opposing them on key issues it wouldnt bother their long term planning I dont think.
-- Edited by JonnyStead at 12:12, 2007-02-19
-- Edited by JonnyStead at 12:13, 2007-02-19
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