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NateO · NateO

Listening to 'Float On' by Modest Mouse and thought the following was pretty funny! I backed my car into a cop car the other day... Well he just drove off; sometimes life's ok! Then I was listening to 'Cowboy' by Kid Rock... No remorse for the sherrif, in his eye I aint right... I'm gonna paint his town red...

sha76jam · sha76jam

The time has come to prove how much more talented than me you are & to show off your googling skills. I'm looking for a book. Now, before you think that I must be going senile, requesting help with such a simple task, I should mention that the book has no ISBN. It's in English & called "How t...

ddvmor · ddvmor

Just to make up for the general quietness on the bored board this week fo far, here is some of my trademarked inane babble for you to enjoy: [babble] There's a new girl in my office. She's quite petite and a redhead. Not bad looking. Today, hwever she's wearing a jumper that makes her look like a b...

HaloBurn · HaloBurn

Not safe for work http://www.riechmichund.com/index_2.html there is something fishy about that surly it cant be real -- Edited by HaloBurn at 21:29, 2007-07-13

ddvmor · ddvmor

So in preparation for my upcoming visit to Washington DC, I did a quick google search on White House Tours. Pretty much the first web site I cam across was this one, which for a few moments, I thought was the official one, until I read a little...

ddvmor · ddvmor

British blamed for Basra badgersBritish forces have denied rumours that they released a plague of ferocious badgers into the Iraqi city of Basra. Word spread among the populace that UK troops had introduced strang...

Catfish · Catfish

So the concept of fully biodegradable carrier bags seems like good idea. They are designed to start biodegrading after 18 months and the process is complete after 3 years, according to the blurb on the bag itself. However, yesterday I found out the flaw in this concept. What happens if said carrier...

HaloBurn · HaloBurn

I hope you all paid attention and got the message: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,288295,00.html Also the Sky news reporter that was interviewing Al Gore quoted Tony Blair as having confirmed that the UK is resposible for 2% of the world greenhouse gases.

ddvmor · ddvmor

Nope. Not another Creationism/Evolution thread. Just a kinda thought experiment thing that came out of a conversation with Steveo. I'm currently formulating a theory that suggests that natural human evolution has ended. It's a bit half baked at the moment but it goes something like this: ...

ddvmor · ddvmor

Hero Glasgow Scotland Cab Driver: I KICKED BURNING TERROR...

JonnyStead · JonnyStead

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cambridgeshire/6274044.stm

ddvmor · ddvmor

I currently have Monkey Kong by A playing in my car. The best songs on it are the eponymous [url=http://www.youtube.com/wa...

JonnyStead · JonnyStead

The Sapulpa Daily herald covered off an article about an autograph collector like this... Some of the lesser-known autographs in his collection include one of the actors who played Darth Vader in the original Star Wars trilogy, several Marvel Comics writers and illustrators and one of the actress...

JonnyStead · JonnyStead

------------------------------------------------------------------Getting married is an expensive affair, even when you are only a guest. New research from CreditExpert has found that 1.6 million people - six per cent of us - have actu...

ddvmor · ddvmor

That would be me. I just had a bit of an adventure on the stairs. It seems that the cleaner had been mopping them and, on my way back from a coffee run to the canteen, I slipped on the wet steps and descended very, very quickly. Amazingly, the four hot drinks I was holding remained relatively vertical a...

bonniepirateanne · bonniepirateanne

I love love love this trailer for Jerry Seinfeld's Comedian Movie:

HaloBurn · HaloBurn

so today my dentist replaced two of my fillings and now my mouth has thawed I get a rather nasty stabbing pain anytime the tooth below one of the new fillings makes contact with it! It's not big and it's not clever - when I was little I was going to get a filling and the dentist was going to inject me to put me to...

ddvmor · ddvmor

Ok, so this evening, I've just been posting funny youtube stuff. So what. Here's another funny one. Kinda pythonesque, I thought. Anyone else think this youtube embedding thing is cool?

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	More Funny Lyrics! (Preview) Listening to 'Float On' by Modest Mouse and thought the following was pretty funny! I backed my car into a cop car the other day... Well he just drove off; sometimes life's ok! Then I was listening to 'Cowboy' by Kid Rock... No remorse for the sherrif, in his eye I aint right... I'm gonna paint his town red...	NateO	4	325	Jul 17, 2007 by JonnyStead
	Need help! (Preview) The time has come to prove how much more talented than me you are & to show off your googling skills. I'm looking for a book. Now, before you think that I must be going senile, requesting help with such a simple task, I should mention that the book has no ISBN. It's in English & called "How t...	sha76jam	2	296	Jul 16, 2007 by sha76jam
	Inane Babble (Preview) Just to make up for the general quietness on the bored board this week fo far, here is some of my trademarked inane babble for you to enjoy: [babble] There's a new girl in my office. She's quite petite and a redhead. Not bad looking. Today, hwever she's wearing a jumper that makes her look like a b...	ddvmor	11	386	Jul 16, 2007 by JonnyStead
	I dont know what to say about this (Preview) Not safe for work http://www.riechmichund.com/index_2.html there is something fishy about that surly it cant be real -- Edited by HaloBurn at 21:29, 2007-07-13	HaloBurn	5	323	Jul 14, 2007 by HaloBurn
	White House Tour (Preview) So in preparation for my upcoming visit to Washington DC, I did a quick google search on White House Tours. Pretty much the first web site I cam across was this one, which for a few moments, I thought was the official one, until I read a little...	ddvmor	0	301	Jul 14, 2007 by ddvmor
	Killer Badgers (Preview) British blamed for Basra badgersBritish forces have denied rumours that they released a plague of ferocious badgers into the Iraqi city of Basra. Word spread among the populace that UK troops had introduced strang...	ddvmor	4	362	Jul 14, 2007 by ddvmor
	WARNING (Preview) So the concept of fully biodegradable carrier bags seems like good idea. They are designed to start biodegrading after 18 months and the process is complete after 3 years, according to the blurb on the bag itself. However, yesterday I found out the flaw in this concept. What happens if said carrier...	Catfish	4	358	Jul 9, 2007 by JonnyStead
	live earth (Preview) I hope you all paid attention and got the message: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,288295,00.html Also the Sky news reporter that was interviewing Al Gore quoted Tony Blair as having confirmed that the UK is resposible for 2% of the world greenhouse gases.	HaloBurn	4	335	Jul 9, 2007 by ddvmor
	A new evolutionary theory ( 1 2 ) (Preview) Nope. Not another Creationism/Evolution thread. Just a kinda thought experiment thing that came out of a conversation with Steveo. I'm currently formulating a theory that suggests that natural human evolution has ended. It's a bit half baked at the moment but it goes something like this: ...	ddvmor	34	824	Jul 9, 2007 by JonnyStead
	I kicked a burning terrorist in the BALLS! Yeah! (Preview) Hero Glasgow Scotland Cab Driver: I KICKED BURNING TERROR...	ddvmor	5	646	Jul 7, 2007 by Truckman
	Coming second in a 1 horse race! (Preview) http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cambridgeshire/6274044.stm	JonnyStead	8	330	Jul 6, 2007 by ddvmor
	What are you listening to? (Preview) I currently have Monkey Kong by A playing in my car. The best songs on it are the eponymous [url=http://www.youtube.com/wa...	ddvmor	6	301	Jul 6, 2007 by JonnyStead
	Investigative Journalism at its best (Preview) The Sapulpa Daily herald covered off an article about an autograph collector like this... Some of the lesser-known autographs in his collection include one of the actors who played Darth Vader in the original Star Wars trilogy, several Marvel Comics writers and illustrators and one of the actress...	JonnyStead	0	271	Jul 6, 2007 by JonnyStead
	Being a wedding guest (Preview) ------------------------------------------------------------------Getting married is an expensive affair, even when you are only a guest. New research from CreditExpert has found that 1.6 million people - six per cent of us - have actu...	JonnyStead	28	439	Jul 6, 2007 by JonnyStead
	What goes 'step, step, wheeeeeeee, BONK BONK BONK'? (Preview) That would be me. I just had a bit of an adventure on the stairs. It seems that the cleaner had been mopping them and, on my way back from a coffee run to the canteen, I slipped on the wet steps and descended very, very quickly. Amazingly, the four hot drinks I was holding remained relatively vertical a...	ddvmor	7	343	Jul 5, 2007 by ddvmor
	Voice Over Guy (Preview) I love love love this trailer for Jerry Seinfeld's Comedian Movie:	bonniepirateanne	2	289	Jul 4, 2007 by bonniepirateanne
	fillings (Preview) so today my dentist replaced two of my fillings and now my mouth has thawed I get a rather nasty stabbing pain anytime the tooth below one of the new fillings makes contact with it! It's not big and it's not clever - when I was little I was going to get a filling and the dentist was going to inject me to put me to...	HaloBurn	2	319	Jul 4, 2007 by ddvmor
	The Front Fell Off (Preview) Ok, so this evening, I've just been posting funny youtube stuff. So what. Here's another funny one. Kinda pythonesque, I thought. Anyone else think this youtube embedding thing is cool?	ddvmor	4	349	Jul 4, 2007 by Susan
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