The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
The Sapulpa Daily herald covered off an article about an autograph collector like this...
Some of the lesser-known autographs in his collection include one of the actors who played Darth Vader in the original Star Wars trilogy, several Marvel Comics writers and illustrators and one of the actresses who played Lois Lane in Superman.
Way to research your article!!!!!
So I challenge thee board borders to find a more vague and badly researched paragraph in an article than this!
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
