The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Listening to 'Float On' by Modest Mouse and thought the following was pretty funny!
I backed my car into a cop car the other day... Well he just drove off; sometimes life's ok!
Well he's clearly living in some mad, mad fantasy land! That just doesn't happen. The cop gets out and drags you out of your car and then you accidentally resist arrest a few times and then he takes your details and while you're giving them to him, you accidentally resist arrest a few times more, then as he put the handcuffs on you, you find yourself inexplicably resisting arrest again, before, finally, resisting arrest as hard as you possibly can, you find yourself going down town...
