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ddvmor · ddvmor

We were robbed. I mean it was a rubbish song, but so were most of the others. We came joint last with Gemany and someone else. It was a very poor show! Also, the BBC forgot to broadcast the backing tracks on the HD channel for the first 5 or 6 songs, which was extra hilarious!

ddvmor · ddvmor

Yesterday my mother moved house. She moved from the New Forest, a nice safe 100 miles away, to Alveston... about 4 miles away. Why does God hate me? -- Edited by ddvmor at 08:41, 2008-05-29

ddvmor · ddvmor

Because it will turn her into (more of) a sex kitten. If I do it, it will make me stupid(er). Parasite turns women into 'sex kittens'A common p...

HaloBurn · HaloBurn

Well I finally got to play my new PS3 and am totally blown away - even on a non HD TV the graphics are amazing. I have the following games: The Simpsons - which I have only played for five mins but looks like a lot of fun. Kane & Lynch - which doesn't quite live up to the hype Assasins Creed - Is just totally i...

HaloBurn · HaloBurn

bit of a long shot but any of you guys had any experiance of employment law in respect of the working time directive and on call?

ddvmor · ddvmor

Indiana angers Russian communists Members of the Russian Communist party have called for the new Indiana Jones film to be banned in the country because they say it distorts history. Indiana Jones and the...

ddvmor · ddvmor

This made me chuckle. You'll have to watch some rubbish advertisment first, though! -- Edited by ddvmor at 22:23, 2008-05-25

ddvmor · ddvmor

This is kinda odd: Vandals damage StonehengeVandals used a hammer and screwdriver to vandalise the Stonehenge ancient monument, the first such incident for decade...

ddvmor · ddvmor

An earthquake, maybe?

sha76jam · sha76jam

I'm here! In daylight! Just realised that I am now officially the internet police, so I thought I'd see if I'd let myself come here & it seems I would!

HaloBurn · HaloBurn

A New York man retired. He wanted to use his retirement money wisely, so it would last, and decided to buy a home and a few acres in Portugal. The modest farmhouse had been vacant for 15 years; the owner and wife both had died, and there were no heirs. The house was sold to pay taxes. There had been several lo...

ddvmor · ddvmor

Lava Lamp DeathSooner or later, the Grim Reaper comes for us all, but sometimes his mode of operation almost defies explanation. Take the 2004 demise of 24-year-old Phillip Quinn of Kent, Washington, who was done in...

ddvmor · ddvmor

Possibly not...

HaloBurn · HaloBurn

ok peeps anyone work for a local council?

ddvmor · ddvmor

No, not me... This guy! I was most amused.

Catfish · Catfish

Read this today and couldn't help but think that the criminals of today are getting more and more dumb... I did a double-take when I read the third sentence as I just couldn't believe it... Stead where were you with the crossbow?

HaloBurn · HaloBurn

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/north_west/7360871.stm

Catfish · Catfish

Thought I'd share this with you as it made the JDK laugh when I told him this evening. I had a meeting with a customer this morning, who has just given us about £75,000 to do some consultancy work. So I usher him into our meeting room and ask politely if he'd like a drink. He asks for tea, so I go out and make a c...

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	Eurovision (Preview) We were robbed. I mean it was a rubbish song, but so were most of the others. We came joint last with Gemany and someone else. It was a very poor show! Also, the BBC forgot to broadcast the backing tracks on the HD channel for the first 5 or 6 songs, which was extra hilarious!	ddvmor	8	268	May 29, 2008 by JonnyStead
	Hell is here (Preview) Yesterday my mother moved house. She moved from the New Forest, a nice safe 100 miles away, to Alveston... about 4 miles away. Why does God hate me? -- Edited by ddvmor at 08:41, 2008-05-29	ddvmor	5	249	May 29, 2008 by JonnyStead
	Why Catfish should always clean out the litter tray! (Preview) Because it will turn her into (more of) a sex kitten. If I do it, it will make me stupid(er). Parasite turns women into 'sex kittens'A common p...	ddvmor	3	288	May 28, 2008 by JonnyStead
	Playstation 3 (Preview) Well I finally got to play my new PS3 and am totally blown away - even on a non HD TV the graphics are amazing. I have the following games: The Simpsons - which I have only played for five mins but looks like a lot of fun. Kane & Lynch - which doesn't quite live up to the hype Assasins Creed - Is just totally i...	HaloBurn	29	417	May 27, 2008 by JonnyStead
	anyone know anything about UK employment law? (Preview) bit of a long shot but any of you guys had any experiance of employment law in respect of the working time directive and on call?	HaloBurn	3	247	May 27, 2008 by ddvmor
	Indy is trying to start World War 3... allegedly! (Preview) Indiana angers Russian communists Members of the Russian Communist party have called for the new Indiana Jones film to be banned in the country because they say it distorts history. Indiana Jones and the...	ddvmor	1	656	May 26, 2008 by JonnyStead
	World of Wifecraft (Preview) This made me chuckle. You'll have to watch some rubbish advertisment first, though! -- Edited by ddvmor at 22:23, 2008-05-25	ddvmor	2	276	May 26, 2008 by JonnyStead
	Wanna buy some henge? Er... It just fell off the back of a lorry, guv... (Preview) This is kinda odd: Vandals damage StonehengeVandals used a hammer and screwdriver to vandalise the Stonehenge ancient monument, the first such incident for decade...	ddvmor	12	299	May 25, 2008 by ddvmor
	What's the last thing you worry about when you're planning your wedding? (Preview) An earthquake, maybe?	ddvmor	6	283	May 24, 2008 by ddvmor
	Ooooh! Look! It's me! (Preview) I'm here! In daylight! Just realised that I am now officially the internet police, so I thought I'd see if I'd let myself come here & it seems I would!	sha76jam	16	303	May 24, 2008 by ddvmor
	talk about luck (Preview) A New York man retired. He wanted to use his retirement money wisely, so it would last, and decided to buy a home and a few acres in Portugal. The modest farmhouse had been vacant for 15 years; the owner and wife both had died, and there were no heirs. The house was sold to pay taxes. There had been several lo...	HaloBurn	7	260	May 23, 2008 by ddvmor
	Time for the crossbo... no, wait. Too late! (Preview) Lava Lamp DeathSooner or later, the Grim Reaper comes for us all, but sometimes his mode of operation almost defies explanation. Take the 2004 demise of 24-year-old Phillip Quinn of Kent, Washington, who was done in...	ddvmor	8	289	May 23, 2008 by Susan
	Is this the best thread ever? (Preview) Possibly not...	ddvmor	7	295	May 22, 2008 by ddvmor
	working for the council (Preview) ok peeps anyone work for a local council?	HaloBurn	5	370	May 19, 2008 by ddvmor
	Banned from a My Little Pony Forum. (Preview) No, not me... This guy! I was most amused.	ddvmor	1	261	May 19, 2008 by Susan
	My first crossbow thread (Preview) Read this today and couldn't help but think that the criminals of today are getting more and more dumb... I did a double-take when I read the third sentence as I just couldn't believe it... Stead where were you with the crossbow?	Catfish	10	299	May 16, 2008 by JonnyStead
	May the booze be with you (Preview) http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/north_west/7360871.stm	HaloBurn	5	321	May 16, 2008 by Susan
	How to impress a customer (Preview) Thought I'd share this with you as it made the JDK laugh when I told him this evening. I had a meeting with a customer this morning, who has just given us about £75,000 to do some consultancy work. So I usher him into our meeting room and ask politely if he'd like a drink. He asks for tea, so I go out and make a c...	Catfish	2	260	May 15, 2008 by Susan
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