The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Okay. Sorry. Now I nominate this as the best thread ever...
My brother sent me the link. I was giggling by about half way down. the poor girl must be utterly humiliated by this... on the other hand she has her very own smiley!
It may be worth mentioning that the word 'bitch' appears in the thread title and some of the much later posts may not be safe for work...