The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I've applied for a job but the consensus seems to be that I need to be a shaved monkey or have an inbred relative work there and it depends what school I went to before I even get considered for an interview.
I may pass as a shaved simian not sure about the rest
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I aint no wide eyed rebel, but I aint no preachers son.
I've only had very limited dealings with the council but what I've experienced suggests that a shaved monkey is likely to be the clever one in the office.
