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ddvmor


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This is genius. It's a list of things that an american soldier in Bosnia was told he wasn't allowed to do.

A few of my favourite things that Skippy isn't allowed to do:

16. Must get a haircut even if it tampers with my Samson like powers.

33. Not allowed to chew gum at formation, unless I brought enough for everybody.

34. (Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I *did* bring enough for everybody.

49. Not allowed to trade military equipment for magic beans.

54. Napalm sticks to kids is *not* a motivational phrase.

77. The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them You dont need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for.



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Susan


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Heh, hehe.  This is one of my faves:

68. I may not line my helmet with tin foil to Block out the space mind control lasers.

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Susan


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Ooh, I just saw this one - I can't help doing this everytime I hear it too:

113. There is absolutely no need to emulate the people from Full Monty every time I hear the song Hot Stuff.

I'm embarrassed now.  ashamed

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ddvmor wrote:

54. Napalm sticks to kids is *not* a motivational phrase.

That's funny...I still remember the recipe for making napalm...Ben



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ddvmor


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Is it similar to the recipe for a vindaloo?

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JonnyStead


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less cats

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