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Henglegert Rinkerdink · Henglegert Rinkerdink

Special chops. That is all.

ddvmor · ddvmor

I strongly predict that this is going to be one of the all time greats... right up there with The Godfather!

No... wait... THIS is going to be the greatest movie in the world. I strongly recommend that you watch the two 'Hell O' Clock News' movies on the site. Pay particu...

JonnyStead · JonnyStead

I'm bored at work today. I 'sort of' make my own work - I can certainly control my diary and to some extent decide how involved I'm going to get with things. For various reasons I'm not that motivated at the moment and the consequence is that I'm now quite bored. So I'm going to tell this joke to pass the time...

ddvmor · ddvmor

I first saw Tim Minchin about a year ago on the Secret Policeman's Ball. He was one of only 2 or 3 decent acts. and: His sta...

Truckman · Truckman

...Why I don't post any pictures on Facebbook... Of course, the other good reason is that nobody wants to look at my ugly mug but I wasn't going to mention that......Ben

Susan · Susan

The hoovering REALLY needs doing and I have friends coming over tomorrow. But it's sunny outside for the first time in months. So, the choice is...hoover or sit ourside with a drink & a book? Too late, I've decided already - bikini's on. Bye!

ddvmor · ddvmor

Yesterday, I was forced to kill some time in the local shopping mall while I had a new stereo fitted in my car (which is sweet, by the way). I was interested to note that every demographic I could think of was repesented in the thronging masses there except one. I'll come to that one in a moment. Ol...

ddvmor · ddvmor

Some of these are just mean. But most of them are funny! http://dontevenreply.com/index.php

JonnyStead · JonnyStead

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8164060.stm Fantastic - I could live forever! Just download my genius into an artificial brain, clone my body and off we go. Job done. Share markets across the world will rise upon hearing this news... about me.

ddvmor · ddvmor

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/75aab08738/denise-richards-funbags

ddvmor · ddvmor

How does my car work again? http://www.stanleyunwin.com/audio/World_7.mp3

ddvmor · ddvmor

This has been bugging me for ages, cos I'm unconvinced that Tyson has it in him to come up with a witty phrase like that by himself. I submit that it was in fact the legendary Joe Louis who first said 'Everone has a plan until they get hit', which is fa...

JonnyStead · JonnyStead

So today, I dunked a biscuit in a cup of coffee. That may not sound big, but when I did it I realised that I hadnt done this in AGES! in fact I dont remember the last time. And it was brilliant. I had been given a ginger bicky - which was tough - so I decided to dunk it and it improved the experience no end. I'm bul...

ddvmor · ddvmor

ddvmor · ddvmor

First, they bring us Skynet, the unfortunately named military satellite network. Now we have MAN EATING ROBOTS!!! That's right. You read it right. MAN EATING ROBOTS!!! [url=http://www.fo...

ddvmor · ddvmor

Here are some pictures of nasty parasites that I stole from the New Scientist website. I just thought you'd like 'em! [img]http://www.newscientist...

ddvmor · ddvmor

...I get out of the shower only to discover that I forgot to ensure the presence of a proper towel. I had to dry myself with a hand towel, and try as I might, I couldn't get it to wrap around my slender frame. ...I open the front door to try and get one of the cats in for the night and the other one shoots out a...

ddvmor · ddvmor

Officials defend bear kill MADISON, Wis. - Wisconsin wildlife officials are defending their decision to shoot a cornered bear in La Crosse. The...

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	Two words ... (Preview) Special chops. That is all.	Henglegert Rinkerdink	9	664	Jul 31, 2009 by Susan
	The greatest movie in the world...? ( 1 2 3 ) (Preview) I strongly predict that this is going to be one of the all time greats... right up there with The Godfather! No... wait... THIS is going to be the greatest movie in the world. I strongly recommend that you watch the two 'Hell O' Clock News' movies on the site. Pay particu...	ddvmor	73	3211	Jul 30, 2009 by JonnyStead
	I am bored! (Preview) I'm bored at work today. I 'sort of' make my own work - I can certainly control my diary and to some extent decide how involved I'm going to get with things. For various reasons I'm not that motivated at the moment and the consequence is that I'm now quite bored. So I'm going to tell this joke to pass the time...	JonnyStead	3	689	Jul 29, 2009 by JonnyStead
	So F**cking ROCK! (Preview) I first saw Tim Minchin about a year ago on the Secret Policeman's Ball. He was one of only 2 or 3 decent acts. and: His sta...	ddvmor	1	634	Jul 28, 2009 by Aodan
	A good reason... (Preview) ...Why I don't post any pictures on Facebbook... Of course, the other good reason is that nobody wants to look at my ugly mug but I wasn't going to mention that......Ben	Truckman	2	719	Jul 27, 2009 by JonnyStead
	Choices, choices (Preview) The hoovering REALLY needs doing and I have friends coming over tomorrow. But it's sunny outside for the first time in months. So, the choice is...hoover or sit ourside with a drink & a book? Too late, I've decided already - bikini's on. Bye!	Susan	8	729	Jul 25, 2009 by Truckman
	Demographics (Preview) Yesterday, I was forced to kill some time in the local shopping mall while I had a new stereo fitted in my car (which is sweet, by the way). I was interested to note that every demographic I could think of was repesented in the thronging masses there except one. I'll come to that one in a moment. Ol...	ddvmor	4	679	Jul 25, 2009 by Truckman
	E-mails from an A-hole! (Preview) Some of these are just mean. But most of them are funny! http://dontevenreply.com/index.php	ddvmor	20	833	Jul 24, 2009 by sha76jam
	New brain please! (Preview) http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8164060.stm Fantastic - I could live forever! Just download my genius into an artificial brain, clone my body and off we go. Job done. Share markets across the world will rise upon hearing this news... about me.	JonnyStead	0	704	Jul 22, 2009 by JonnyStead
	Denise Richards' Funbags! (Preview) http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/75aab08738/denise-richards-funbags	ddvmor	9	765	Jul 22, 2009 by JonnyStead
	Unwin revisited (Preview) How does my car work again? http://www.stanleyunwin.com/audio/World_7.mp3	ddvmor	0	704	Jul 20, 2009 by ddvmor
	Everyone has a plan 'til they get punched in the face (Preview) This has been bugging me for ages, cos I'm unconvinced that Tyson has it in him to come up with a witty phrase like that by himself. I submit that it was in fact the legendary Joe Louis who first said 'Everone has a plan until they get hit', which is fa...	ddvmor	11	804	Jul 17, 2009 by Truckman
	Do something today - you havent done in ages (Preview) So today, I dunked a biscuit in a cup of coffee. That may not sound big, but when I did it I realised that I hadnt done this in AGES! in fact I dont remember the last time. And it was brilliant. I had been given a ginger bicky - which was tough - so I decided to dunk it and it improved the experience no end. I'm bul...	JonnyStead	15	709	Jul 17, 2009 by Susan
	Wrong. Just... wrong! (Preview)	ddvmor	7	651	Jul 16, 2009 by Aodan
	What could possibly go wrong? (Preview) First, they bring us Skynet, the unfortunately named military satellite network. Now we have MAN EATING ROBOTS!!! That's right. You read it right. MAN EATING ROBOTS!!! [url=http://www.fo...	ddvmor	3	783	Jul 16, 2009 by sha76jam
	Parasites! (Preview) Here are some pictures of nasty parasites that I stole from the New Scientist website. I just thought you'd like 'em! [img]http://www.newscientist...	ddvmor	5	730	Jul 16, 2009 by Susan
	I hate it when... (Preview) ...I get out of the shower only to discover that I forgot to ensure the presence of a proper towel. I had to dry myself with a hand towel, and try as I might, I couldn't get it to wrap around my slender frame. ...I open the front door to try and get one of the cats in for the night and the other one shoots out a...	ddvmor	2	634	Jul 16, 2009 by JonnyStead
	Crossbow please (Preview) Officials defend bear kill MADISON, Wis. - Wisconsin wildlife officials are defending their decision to shoot a cornered bear in La Crosse. The...	ddvmor	6	759	Jul 15, 2009 by ddvmor
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