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Forget the crossbow...
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ddvmor
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Finger
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Ow.
The little finger on my right hand hurts, for no reason at all. It's not like I use it for anything - I type with about 3 fingers in total, and none of them are my little ones.
Dammit.
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ddvmor
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God help me now...
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I just became a four digit slacker......Ben
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Truckman
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Origami
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[img]http://thedesigninspiration.com/wp-content/uploads/200...
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ddvmor
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Two words ...
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Special chops.
That is all.
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Henglegert Rinkerdink
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The greatest movie in the world...?
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I strongly predict that this is going to be one of the all time greats... right up there with The Godfather!
No... wait... THIS is going to be the greatest movie in the world. I strongly recommend that you watch the two 'Hell O' Clock News' movies on the site. Pay particu...
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I am bored!
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I'm bored at work today. I 'sort of' make my own work - I can certainly control my diary and to some extent decide how involved I'm going to get with things. For various reasons I'm not that motivated at the moment and the consequence is that I'm now quite bored. So I'm going to tell this joke to pass the time...
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JonnyStead
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So F**cking ROCK!
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I first saw Tim Minchin about a year ago on the Secret Policeman's Ball. He was one of only 2 or 3 decent acts.
and:
His sta...
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ddvmor
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A good reason...
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...Why I don't post any pictures on Facebbook... Of course, the other good reason is that nobody wants to look at my ugly mug but I wasn't going to mention that......Ben
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Truckman
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Choices, choices
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The hoovering REALLY needs doing and I have friends coming over tomorrow. But it's sunny outside for the first time in months. So, the choice is...hoover or sit ourside with a drink & a book? Too late, I've decided already - bikini's on. Bye!
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Susan
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Demographics
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Yesterday, I was forced to kill some time in the local shopping mall while I had a new stereo fitted in my car (which is sweet, by the way).
I was interested to note that every demographic I could think of was repesented in the thronging masses there except one. I'll come to that one in a moment.
Ol...
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ddvmor
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E-mails from an A-hole!
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Some of these are just mean. But most of them are funny!
http://dontevenreply.com/index.php
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ddvmor
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New brain please!
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8164060.stm Fantastic - I could live forever! Just download my genius into an artificial brain, clone my body and off we go. Job done. Share markets across the world will rise upon hearing this news... about me.
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JonnyStead
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Denise Richards' Funbags!
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http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/75aab08738/denise-richards-funbags
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ddvmor
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Unwin revisited
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How does my car work again?
http://www.stanleyunwin.com/audio/World_7.mp3
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ddvmor
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Everyone has a plan 'til they get punched in the face
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This has been bugging me for ages, cos I'm unconvinced that Tyson has it in him to come up with a witty phrase like that by himself.
I submit that it was in fact the legendary Joe Louis who first said 'Everone has a plan until they get hit', which is fa...
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ddvmor
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Do something today - you havent done in ages
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So today, I dunked a biscuit in a cup of coffee. That may not sound big, but when I did it I realised that I hadnt done this in AGES! in fact I dont remember the last time. And it was brilliant. I had been given a ginger bicky - which was tough - so I decided to dunk it and it improved the experience no end. I'm bul...
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JonnyStead
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Wrong. Just... wrong!
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ddvmor
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