The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
...I get out of the shower only to discover that I forgot to ensure the presence of a proper towel. I had to dry myself with a hand towel, and try as I might, I couldn't get it to wrap around my slender frame.
...I open the front door to try and get one of the cats in for the night and the other one shoots out at around 63% of the speed of light.
...I can't get into gmail for some reason.
...I make myself a cup of tea which tastes suspiciously like poo.
It's going well this evening. What things do you hate...?
