The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
ok.. the sheep one - apart from being ridiculous looks REALLY REALLY violent (I thought snakes on a plane was pretty icky at times) so I might have to give that one a miss
now the caveman one looks funny hehe - and has that lady from Heroes.. possibly the best TV drama in the world
April, Courtney and Monica are three beautiful, intelligent and tough college freshmen who are finishing their first semester at Los Lornas Malas Community College, the armpit of community colleges. They must do well on finals to gain admittance to an Ivy League University, cheer at the big game, and rescue their Sensei (who has been kidnapped by the mob) all by midnight so they can compete in all-city strip off with the hopes of winning money for college tuition. Along the way they are faced with dodging a nosy cop,keeping their parents at bay, dealing with a perverted coach and smiling, talking or fighting their way through a slew of odd characters.
And the latest nomination for The Greatest Movie in the world: Cowboys & Aliens. I think the name says it all! But in case it doesn't:
DreamWorks and Universal Pictures will join to turn the graphic novel "Cowboys & Aliens" into a live action feature. [...] The graphic novel mixes Western and science fiction genres. Set in 1800s Arizona, a skirmish between cowboys and Apaches is interrupted by the crash landing of a space ship. The alien commander plans to tame the Old West and enslave everyone, but the cowboys and Native Americans turn their six-guns against the alien invaders.
Well I saw some movies while in Dalbeattie - hope those of you in Engerland didn't all flush away
300 - kick some arse and just goes to show when you need a totaly rag mental head cracker you need to get a Scot in, what a film everything that movie review said and more.
Next - how bad is nik cage's barnet? it's a barnet that defys all logic almost as much as how he gets cast as a leading man I've never understood that one anyway the film was so-so.
The Hitcher - Sean Bean and the hottie from O one tree C hill 90210 or whatever it's called - was average.
De-Ja-Vu actually not bad.
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Last thing I saw Nick Cage in was 'Ghost Rider' The one where he plays Elvis playing a burny shulled demon bounty hunter for the devil. It was shit. He was shit. there was much shitness. Including the line 'He'll may have my Soul but he'll never take my SPIRIT!'. Even Cage must have been cringing when he delivered it! Argh.
On the other hand, I saw 'Lord of War' a few months ago - he plays Elvis playing a Gunrunner. Now that was a good movie!
Nick Cage has turned into a sad old Elvis impersonator... which I probably spelt wrong - and I dont care - I dont have book learnin... I was let down by the UK education system
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