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Birth
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A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head!
But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion. After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink. Dad t...
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I want some sympathy...
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...cos it's 7.30 and a Saturday monring and I'm at work.
Vic came with me. Sad, isn't it.
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Sort Codes
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I just thought I'd share the cause of my frustration with you.
Sort codes. They're a simple concept. Each branch of each bank in the UK has a six digit sort code which uniquely identifies it, right? The first two didgist identify the bank - 30 is Lloyds, 60 is Nat West 20 is Barclays...
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apple flips
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So does this mean...
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That no-one's allowed to post in Joe's 'Not Gonna Bother' thread until Leah starts us off?
C'mon Leah. Get on with it!
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Not Gonna Bother
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Im just back at work after being off sick for ages and so i decide that i would check the board and see what y'all had been up to. Then i seen the millions of postings that have been made since ive been away and have decided - stuff it, i aint catching up 
I have to spend the next couple of days try...
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I think I should point out...
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...that the post in the 'Game' thread that followed 'BABE', i.e. 'WIFE' was in fact me and not Vic. I had neglected to switch users and posted in her name by mistake. It should furthermore be noted that Vic is not the big-haded and vain person that that post may portray her as....
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Shaun Of The Dead
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Just went to see Shaun of the Dead. It is unequivocally the funniest movie I've seen for ages. And it has zombies.
Cool
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Hey.......
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I'm gonna get Braodband. I'm gonna get Broadband. I'm gonna get Braodband.
Yay! YippidyYiYo!!     
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Is it just me..
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... or have all the posts in the UA general chat forum become somewhat dull and slow-moving since we set up here. Do you think there's any connection?
Maybe we should discuss JDBB T-shirts...
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Boredom..
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I klnow you'll all find it hard to believe, but I think (and I'm basing this opinion on previous similar occurences rather than expert knowledge of the subject) that I am bored. 
Don't get me wrong, I have sh1t loads to do, but I just can't get motivated. 
Could someone please get s...
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speedy
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according to the 'time last posted' darren it took you only 7 seconds to post in one thread then in another
surely you are the king of the jdbb
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Short Password
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http://www.mildlyamusingarea.com/images/password.jpg
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I am going to bed now...
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...as it is bedtime.
I thank you.   
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Leah is here!
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I notice another new member has signed up. But she hasn't posted yet, which means that she's watching us from the shadows like a stalker!
We can see you Leah from Axa! We know you're there! Stop lurking and post something!!!
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So are Burger King Capitalist Pigs or.....
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Just good business men for opening their first branch in Bagdhad (probably not spelt that right) ?
here are two reasons why they might have done it -
1 - The US want to slowly poison the local inhabitants into submission -
2 - The US soldiers have claimed that the locals are too skinny and can run awa...
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Grepping
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http://humorix.org/articles/2001/08/grepping/
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