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Mitchell


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So are Burger King Capitalist Pigs or.....
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Just good business men for opening their first branch in Bagdhad (probably not spelt that right) ?


here are two reasons why they might have done it -


1 - The US want to slowly poison the local inhabitants into submission -


2 - The US soldiers have claimed that the locals are too skinny and can run away too easily so they want to fatten them up a bit and slow them down


(no offence intended to anyone in this post)


Any thoughts people?


Now back to the business of the day........ ROCK!



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JonnyStead


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Can I just say that I started this post and not mitchell - I'm not sure why I was able to post as Mitch but I only realised I had once it was up there...... V Strange......


Darren - as our leader - can you explain?


I would like to say though that I agree whole heartedly with the originator of this thread........




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Mitchell


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Can you imagine my total and utter SHOCK when I saw a post I had made but don't remember making!!!


I hadn't had any intoxicating susbstaces which might have explained it so DD, please feel free to voice your expert opinion on this phenominon!



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You know what this means now though don't you, I can post anything I like and blame it on someone else Mwahhahahahah

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bonniepirateanne


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how interesting


both subjects



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Hmmm.  Very perplexing.


But Whoppers are very tasty and BK do have the nicest fries...  Lucky Baghdadians!



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quote:
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"Hmmm.  Very perplexing. But Whoppers are very tasty and BK do have the nicest fries...  Lucky Baghdadians!"
I'm a McFry man meself!

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i must agree with darren, bk all the way - i have the urge

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Mitchell


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I'm a McD person myself

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actually, i'm thinking of going to the chippy for dinner


mmh fish and chips and grease



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quote:
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"fish and chips and grease"

Actually KT it's:


 


Fish, Chips and grease


 


honestly, I'm dissapointed




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bonniepirateanne


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now see here mitchell..


'fish and chips' is a great british institution, and it is known around the world as 'fish and chips' to separate this up to be 'fish,chips and other item' would not only be disrespectful to the tradition as we know it, i believe it would be paramount on blasphemy - in some grammatical cases there is room for perceived breakages of the rules.


i remain firm in my fish and chips and grease.



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Mitchell


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KT it wasn't me!!! I swear, it was an imposter!!! I would never have accused you of bad grammer.  


 


 


 




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hahaha! cunning!




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Mitchell


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I'm more cunning than the fox, cunning is my middle name!!! oh and did I mention I was cunning  


 


I'd just like to say Hooray... KT I can see your avatar.  and while I'm no good at faces, it looks a lot like Marylin Munroe



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bonniepirateanne


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see i decided i didnt need to have a rocking little strong bad that only half of the population of jdbb could see, so earlier today i picked one from the activeboard's options, and marilyn was my choice - now i think everyone should be able to seeee meee, hooorah!

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JonnyStead


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We can indeed and feel better for it!


Fish and chips and GRAVY now thats the way forward!




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Where's the curry sauce? Someone pass the curry sauce before I scream.


 


 


 


Please



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Definitely feeling you on the gravy Stead, me ol' China.

Either that or some malt vinegar.

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Sorry, Stead.  I'm afraid you ain't allowed to mention GRAVY on the JDBB.  it gets too many people excited.  You should have more consideration for your peers.  If I catch you doing it again I shall have to punish you.

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What's this you have with punishment all of a sudden Darren?
It's creeping into almost every thread: a little threat here, a wag of the finger there. Where's it going?

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I just think I have to be cruel to be kind.  I'm taking a leaf out of the UA book.


(Do you think I'm becoming megalomaniacal)



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Mitchell


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Hey, I've recently found out that it's ok for VIP's to tell people off at UA, so y'all better watch out!!!


 


 


 


Except for Nate of course since he's also a VIP



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YESSS!! Watch out now.



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