The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Quite right - if I'm going to be reduced to posting messages on here as a diversion from the daily grind then I dont see why Leah should get away with it!
Unless of course she is too busy because she has a proper job.......
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
Yeah I mean, it's not like any of us here ask any serious questions... The only prerequisite, is that you have access to Jammie Dodgers, which reminds me, I must get another packet, I'm down to my last 2 Jammies. off to the shop for me.
C'mon Leah, show yourself. Promise we won't say anything nasty or laugh
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If a cat always lands on it's feet, and toast always lands butter side down. What happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat?
Should we have a vigil for Leah? Now Joe & Sharon are back we have no current vigil - shall I get my lighter out? Oh sorry I haven't got one. Leah - do you have a lighter I can borrow?
Ahh. It's good to be Vigil-ing again! It's just not the same without a nice Vigil. I'd like to thank Leah for the opportunity.
Nice Kermit there, by the way, Nate. I once took a copy of that picture and replaced his head with that of my father in law. Then i e-mailed it to him hehe.
I've set fire to the contents of 65 dustbins outside of our building to enable the vigiling to go through the night - but the bins are plastic so I wouldnt stand too close....
Come on Leah - say hello?
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
I think not. Our Leah works at Axa, not Clifford Whatsitmajiggie - also, the Vickster (who works at Axa) has a mate called Leah. My keen and incisive detective abilities (honed by years and years of sneaky fraud detectionness) suggest that it's possible, just possible, that the Leah for whom we are holding this vigil is the same Leah that works in Vic's office.
quote: Originally posted by: "Those dustbins, Stead. Did you set them out to spell Leah's name so that passing areoplanes and helicopters could see the subject of our Vigil?"
Um.... no - that would have required intelligence and creative thinking on my part..... never gonna happen was it?
I now have a couple of hundred kilos of cooling melted plastic if anyone is interested - could call it modern art!
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson